Man are you people boring !! (page 2)

JH

I'm not boring, so I won't participate on this thread.

kls

AWW Rat you have to do your funnies and you are not boring

sonnyboy

If you wanna see boring, try watching this Orioles game. Beer's not even making it exciting.

Come on football season!

z

I’m playing golf tomorrow at 7,12 am so I goona use this tomorrow plssssssssss

GOLFING INJURY
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball
hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The
woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a few minutes". the man replied,
still in pain, in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in
his groin.
But she persisted and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his
hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants and put her
hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked "How does that
feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

n were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball
hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The
woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a few minutes". the man replied,
still in pain, in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in
his groin.
But she persisted and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his
hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants and put her
hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked "How does that
feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."