100 foreskins for your daughter

by Zep 26 Replies latest social relationships

  • startingover
    startingover

    So when Saul got the container full of foreskins, did he count them to make sure they were all there? Seems to me it would be pretty easy to have a couple stuck together.

  • Paralipomenon
    Paralipomenon

    Can you imagine how much it would suck to be a Philistine on that day?

    First you'd be scared to be attacked by a raving madman. Then when you see what he was doing to the corpses, I don't care how brave you are, I would have gotten the hell out of there.

  • floriferous
    floriferous

    AND..........................NO REFRIGERATION to keep them nice 'n fresh

    Eeeeeeuuuuuuuwwww!!

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Yes - refrigerated foreskins are always a nicer gift. Perhaps David salted them. Should they be served salted or plain? The age old debate.

    Welcome flori to the board.

    Jeff

  • coaster
    coaster

    I see I have to wait a day to post so looked over some old posts. JW'S know almost as much about foreskins as Jews. So this is a good one for the Ladies to use:

    Q. "What do you call that piece of skin at the end of a penis that seems to be just about worthless?"

    Common Wintess Answer. "a foreskin"

    A. No....A man.

    Love it.........coaster

  • VM44
    VM44

    David going about his task...

    "...,98, 99, 100...Wait! This one was circumcised! Now I have to go out again or I'll be one short, Darn it!"

  • VM44
    VM44

    "100 foreskins for your daughter!"

    And Conan was called a barbarian?

  • BFD
    BFD

    Why am I picturing a big bowl of calamari in my mind?

    BFD

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    A love story that continues to conquer the test of time

  • VM44
    VM44

    I recall hearing on the radio a preacher saying "I would like to hang out with King David!"

    I wonder if this preacher really knew what he was saying?

    --VM44

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