AND NOW, THE REST OF THE STORY!

by Outaservice 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    IN THE 16TH, AND 17TH CENTURIES, EVERYTHING HAD TO BE TRANSPORTED BY SHIP AND IT WAS ALSO BEFORE COMMERCIAL FERTILIZER'S INVENTION, SO LARGE SHIPMENTS OF MANURE WERE COMMON.

    IT WAS SHIPPED DRY, BECAUSE IN DRY FORM IT WEIGHED A LOT LESS THAN WHEN WET, BUT ONCE WATER (AT SEA) HIT IT, IT NOT ONLY BECAME HEAVIER, BUT THE PROCESS OF FERMENTATION BEGAN AGAIN, OF WHICH A BY-PRODUCT IS MENTHANE GAS.

    AS THE STUFF WAS STORED BELOW DECKS IN BUNDLES YOU CAN SEE WHAT COULD (AND DID) HAPPEN. MENTHANE BEGAN TO BUILD UP BELOW DECKS AND THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE CAME BELOW WITH A LANTERN, 'KA.........BOOOOM!'

    SEVERAL SHIPS WERE DESTROYED IN THIS MANNER BEFORE IT WAS DETERMINED JUST WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

    AFTER THAT, THE BUNDLES OF MANURE WERE ALWAYS STAMPED WITH THE TERM 'SHIP HIGH IN TRANSIT' ON THEM WHICH MEANT FOR THE SAILORS TO STOW IT HIGH ENOUGH OFF THE LOWER DECKS SO THAT ANY WATER THAT CAME INTO THE 'HOLD' WOULD NOT TOUCH THIS VOLATILE CARGO AND START THE PRODUCTION OF METHANE.

    THUS EVOLVED THE TERM "S.H.I.T." (SHIP HIGH IN TRANSPORT) WHICH HAS COME DOWN THROUGH THE CENTURIES AND IS IN USE TO THIS VERY DAY.

    OUTASERVICE

    PS. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH JW'S ANYHOW? BEATS THE S*** OUT OF ME!

  • luna2
    luna2
    PS. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH JW'S ANYHOW? BEATS THE S*** OUT OF ME!

    LMAO! I dunno either, but I enjoyed the story of how S.H.I.T. came to be.

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    A funny story, but according the Snopes, it is not true: http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.asp

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    HEY, IT'S JUST AS TRUE AS THE COMMENT 'THE GOVERNING BODY SPEAKS FOR GOD'!

    HA, HA.

    THANKS FOR THE <snope.com> WEBSITE THOUGH!

    BACKINSERVICE

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg


    Outaservice thank you so very much. I have spent sleepless nights wondering where the name 'SHIT"

    originated. I thought it might be a take off fecal or fecie but could never find the connection.

    I have truly searched dilligently and for years. I knew that fecie bust or something like that in Norwegian is roughly FART BLOSSOM in english or close to it.

    Can you tell me how this phrase came about. How about shit head or don't know shit or an oh shit moment, is there a naval connection to these also?

    Keep up the good work Out, no one can say we are with out education.

    Actually I--- well mmmmmmm already knew about the origin of shit.

    I just wanted to commend you and make you feel good.

    Outoftheorg

    QUOTES YOU ARE A PARTY POOPER, WELL A KINDA NICE ONE, BUT A PARTY POOPER.

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    can't figure out if outoftheorg is shitting around or just being a shithead.

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    ALL OF THE ABOVE ODRADE.

    JUST FOR YOU

    Outoftheorg

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Shit happens!!!

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    This thread gives me the shits

  • Netty
    Netty

    Where in the world would a story like this come from, beats the shit out a me. I must admit it entertained me, but then again, I got shit for brains...

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