He Asked me to Marry him!

by Sparkplug 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere
    that is exactly why I posted it...It is so great to see someone really get the milk up the nostrils efffect!! My kind of gal!

    I really had tears coming down reading this. I was laughing so hard. The thought of it makes me laugh and say "If you do marry him... I want to come to the wedding!"

    Brooke

  • love2Bworldly
    love2Bworldly

    Why do I always take people too seriously?

    Of the "I need to lighten up" class

  • Jourles
    Jourles
    For any that know me...marriage left many a sour melody in my mouth

    I didn't know that. I've always heard it tasted salty....

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    Else....you are so very bad. I really was excited for a bit that you had a typo. That way I caould welcome you to my side of the dyslexia tracks..

    WhAt Do YoU mEaN i MaKe TyPoS?

    I tYpE pErFeCt AlL tHe TiMe!

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    You could have married him for his own good but then you would have the divorce.

  • dh
    dh
    Dh- I love him as true as I can seeing we cannot communicate. We dance when I go to Mexico. He cooks, I drink. He tells me he loves me and we all laugh in that friendship kind of way you have in a foreign place. Bery magical, but I can only cuss in Spanish and he can only say I love you in English.

    in my mind, i don't think that qualifies as someone you can trust implicitly not to shaft you... so i would say, don't.

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    Jeez, you are so lucky, I have never had a big gay mexican ask to marry me.

  • sheshe
    sheshe

    well, i would just hate it if you got into trouble for doing it. someone earlier mentioned how immigration is strict now and this is true. my friend's brother married a girl to help her get her green card and they had to take lots of pics at the wedding (to show it looked like the real thing, had to file taxes together (this is the scary part), live together for like 10 years before she even got the green card. are you willing to do all that for your friend. is your freind being a little selfish? maybe explore other ways he can get a green card. does he have an employer? i also know two sister's (they are twins) who are not U.S. citizens who are looking for unexpecting men to marry - just so they can get their green card. Of course they men don't realize they're using them - not at first anyway. one of them was willing to marry her after only knowing her for a month or two; but then he changed his mind after she kept pressuring him. its really not an simple as you may think.

    look deep before you leap!

  • Dennis
    Dennis

    I cannot believe the response material I am reading.. Has the World Gone MAD..??

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    If you don't, my dub ex-wife might. She's got a Green Card and it would be easier for her to fake it. She faked everything while we were married so it shouldn't be a problem. She is high maintenance and will demand to see his financial statement before she commits and of course, a pre-nup is mandatory.

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit