Ok let me be the first to say that this is an impossible task. There is no normal congregation.
But, I have noticed a few more than average of the nutcakes and abnormally sick people.
Analysis of a typical congregation
by DannyBloem 30 Replies latest jw friends
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EvilForce
You forgot the 10% of hypochondriacs at the KH. Of course these folks don't go to "real" doctors. They have every medical condition under the sun and an "alternative" cure. Cause doctors don't know squat. Doctors will either try and give you a blood transfusion or just tell you it's all in your head. Witchdoctors! But hey they'll spend $ 322 a month on herbs and supplements. Morons!
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144001
Are you saying that Herbalife won't make my pancreatic cancer disappear?
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Goldminer
Close enough! I love these threads;whether the %s are right or not,doesn't matter,they're close enough.
We had all of the above here in northern ontario.
Goldminer
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RichieRich
You forgot the 10% of hypochondriacs at the KH. Of course these folks don't go to "real" doctors. They have every medical condition under the sun and an "alternative" cure. Cause doctors don't know squat. Doctors will either try and give you a blood transfusion or just tell you it's all in your head. Witchdoctors! But hey they'll spend $ 322 a month on herbs and supplements. Morons!
YOU ARE SO FREAKING RIGHT!! I hate those people!!
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EvilForce
No 144001 it won't cure cancer....
But it may turn you into a raging alcoholic, womanizing, drug snorting, suidical maniac like the founder of Herbalife was.
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144001
Ok, Thanks, Evil. I'll check with my local Amway representative to see if they have anything to help. Heck, ridding one's self of pancratic cancer might be as easy as burning some personal belongings that were acquired used (and full of demons) from a flea market, praying to Jehovah while putting some cash in the contribution box, and drinking some aloe vera juice from Amway.
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Simon
That is soooooo accurate !!
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DannyBloem
Sorry Evilforve, I did forget them and we have them too. The ones that know everything better then a real doctor, whatever medical it is.
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heathen
Yah I'll analyze it one for ya ............... DUMB and DUMBER