That's right!! I am going to go back to the WTBTS/JW religion and confess my sins of apostasy to the elders.
Just a soon as the WTBTS...
Quits DF'ing the sheep and provides loving professional help and compassion to see them through their troubles.
Abolishes the WT magazine Study Articles and uses only the bible to institute and apply JW doctrine.
Sells all WT real estate holdings and uses the $ to feed the poor, clothe the naked and heal the sick.
Institutes autonomy for all KH's and allows them to be self-sustaining and self-governing.
Designates all contributions, donations, beneficial proceeds from insurance policies and inheritances from wills towards an International Mission Board to further the Good News about Jesus as King.
Appoints elders by Holy Spirit and scriptural qualifications instead of by FS hours and kiss-ass abilities.
Allows women to take the lead in prayer services, mission trips, bible study classes and does away with the BS about wearing a funky chunk of out dated threads on their head.
Does away with waking up and pissing people off on Saturday mornings.