Worms--Humour

by blondie 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • blondie
    blondie

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

    The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

    Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

    Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

    So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

    A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    I like it Blondie - though I must admit I am not used to fluff from you!

  • Country_Woman
    Country_Woman

    L.O.L.

  • sweet tee
    sweet tee

    Here, here !

  • love2Bworldly
    love2Bworldly

    That was really cute, and quite a breath of fresh air from some of the serious posting going on this morning.

  • love11
    love11

    AWWW.. that's cute. LOL Thanks for that.

  • kls
    kls

    Hee hee Blondie

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    BARTENDER:::

    Sapphire, ... on the Rocks.!!!

    LOL, ... very funny. Thanks for one that I can tell.

    ( I am from the keep drinking class.)

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    IS THIS AN 'URBAN LEGEND' BLONDIE?

    OUTASERVICE

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