Are you a contradiction of yourself?

by IP_SEC 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    I was having lunch with my best buddy once. He was a workmate that I shared an office with and we became very close. In fact I credit him a lot for helping me to see the world from a different perspective which led to my taking a closer look at the dubs. Anyway, during this lunch he told me that I was a contradiction of myself.

    N: Matt you like your coffee black and your iced tea without sugar. You eat your frenched fries with no catsup.

    Matt: So?

    N: So, some contradictions to that are: You drink only the best, most expensive beer. When ever we are on the road, you have to choose the most opulent room you can get away with. You are viciously loyal to your wife yet you are always ‘tracking’ ladies.

    Matt: I like what I like… bro

    N: You are a contradiction of yourself. You are extremely generous and kind to people, yet you let few people close. Plus you have a hard time letting people be nice back to you. See? I see those kinds of contradictions about you all the time. It’s not bad, I just find it interesting.

    Am I messed up? I mean, I am a contradiction of myself.

    More examples: I’m very brave almost to the point of stupidity. I would jump from a plane (parachute of course) or on a 2000 pound bull without a second thought, but I’m afraid of life changing decisions. I have extreme self confidence in my abilities, and readily take charge in important, stressful situations, but when it comes to making small silly decisions like “where are we going to eat” I lock up.

    Are you a contradiction of yourself? Is this normal? Just would like your thoughts.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    No. Uh, yes. Just hold on for a sec, kay?

    S

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    *shakes head and laughs*

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3

    At least there is no contradiction in your religious choices...

    ...but I’m afraid of life changing decisions...

    I have extreme self confidence in my abilities, and readily take charge in important, stressful situations...

    It must have been a wild ride in your head for the last couple months

    Cowboy up!

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich
    I have extreme self confidence in my abilities, and readily take charge in important, stressful situations, but when it comes to making small silly decisions like “where are we going to eat” I lock up.

    Holy shit! I do that all the time.

    I'll fight your ass in a second, but I won't start a fight.

    I am good friends with so many people, but no one knows me...

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    Trying to choose from among the hundreds of varieties of spaghetti sauce at the grocery store literally makes me want to run out the front door screaming.

    I'm like that with every decision. :)

  • Soledad
    Soledad

    I guess so cause the way your friend describes you can easily describe me

  • luna2
    luna2

    It used to trouble me as a Jdub that I thought my zodiac sign was very appropriate (gemini).

    I'm friendly, but I don't have many close friends. I can be outgoing and almost too candid about myself, but I'm also very guarded, even with long term friends. Long, long ago (highschool) I was in a speaking/drama type club. I would write and give speeches in competitions. Had no trouble doing this in front of a bunch of strangers, but would freeze if I had to give the same speech in front of people I knew. I can be very passive, but I can also be very proactive. I like to laugh and be funny, but I'm also rather serious and somewhat melancholy. I'm smart about some things and amazingly dense about others.

    It's a puzzlement.

  • Tigerman
    Tigerman

    In other words, you're normal.

  • kls
    kls

    Well i suppose i do ,i hate tomatoes but like tomatoe soup Ya Binner you!

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