WHY INVITE A ZEBRA INTO THE PARLOR?

by Terry 29 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Terry
    Terry


    There has to be a good reason to invite a zebra into the parlor.

    What IS the reason?

    Now, don't say, "I don't have a parlor", because that is dodging the question.

    Just tell me WHY.

    Don't start asking silly questions about the Zebra or even demand a context for the question in the first place.

    JUST TELL ME why invite a zebra into the parlor?

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist

    It matches the furniture.

    (Now, someone's going to come up with something really clever, and I'm gonna look like an idiot ).

  • kls
    kls

    Is that like having a goat in your living room cause i used to bring mine in.

  • Netty
    Netty
    Now, someone's going to come up with something really clever, and I'm gonna look like an idiot

    That's what I was thinking too. Yay to you for going first. My answer was because all your elephant friends were otherwise engaged?

  • zagor
    zagor

    to show that everyone has a dark side

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Ok, i'll try: to collect some zebra poop.

    S

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Is this anything like having a white elephant in the room?

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    Because that's where the Lion King is having the meeting of all the animals.

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    • To give the neighbours the 'mother of all cognitive dissonance' headaches
    • To get rid of your partner (love me love my zebra)
    • To make you feel like that last lump of dope you bought really DID work, man
  • Ténébreux
    Ténébreux

    To keep your wildebeest company.

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