Why not just hide?

robhic

After reading "Running Man's" excellent piece regarding Cain and Able the thought hit me: Why not just hide from jehovah when armeggedon comes around?

He had to ask where Able was after Cain killed him. Adam and Eve effectively hid from him in the garden after eating the apple. Why can't others hide when he comes aswoopin' down on a horse?

Hide behind a bush or in a closet; tell whoever asks that you are someone else; use a disguise or any number of things you could do to fool someone so easily fooled! How can somone supposedly capable of keeping in his memory or consciousness all of the lives of every single person who ever lived on earth (and elsewhere?) not be able to find someone when there are only 4 people on earth? (OK, maybe five since Cain had to find a babe to marry and spawn with.)

His power of perception and possibly his vision must suck, with a capital 'S'. I'll take my chances with a wig behind a tree.

And what happened to Running Man's recent articles? I went looking for them and they have disappeared. Any ideas? Thanks.

Robert

IP_SEC

because sooner or later you'd get lazy, and off would come the little Groucho Marx glasses and mustache. Then when Johoobba did catch you he'd be really really pissed, and the dub survivors would have to burn your flesh on his alter as a restful odor to Johoobba. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/92707/1.ashx http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/92645/1.ashx http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/92589/1.ashx http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/92759/1.ashx

skyman

GOD had to have an angle tell him about Sodom and Gamora. Moses wife hind their son from Jehovah in a cave and God could not find their son. Amazing maybe GOD has bad eye sight.

tetrapod.sapien

lol,

i guess if god is not omnimax, then there probably won't be an armaegedon. he's weak and childish anyways, so he's probably still off sulking in some dark corner of the cosmos. or, then again, he doesn't ...

frankiespeakin

No need to hide, just switch name tags with one of his worshippers. He's not the the sharpest pencil in the box, so he'll never know.

delilah

one, two,three, on jeehoober......olly olly oxen free............

delilah

AllAlongTheWatchtower

If god is omnipotent, why did he have to rest on the seventh day?

Also, if god and satan are enemies, god has worse intelligence info than pre-9/11 and pre invade-Iraq-to-get-the-WMDs Bush administration. I forget where its at, but there's a passage in the bible where god asks satan where he's been, and satan says 'oh, here and there, to and fro' or something flippant to that effect.

lilbit

I dont know. I feel like if the only people that are gonna be left on earth after armagedon are the witnesses I kinda rather not be there anyways. So if it happens ill just stand up and say here I am this is me if you dont like it go ahead and do what ya gotta do.

lilbit

bother_forever

oh but their will be those that try to hide, and they will say "mountain cover up over us" and they shall hide in caves and run away but none shall hide from jehovah because he knows the very best hiding places in all the earth. Well maybe thats a little mis-quoted but i remember reading something like it, and i m with "lilbit" on this, who wants to live in a place full af gossiping, judgemental, backstabbing, lying self-righteous, overly zealous bunch of mindless people you could ever essemble. Thank goodness the end isnt coming. Amen

sonnyboy

Why not just hide from jehovah when armeggedon comes around?

Because it would be futile to hide from something that does not exist.

Why not just hide?

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