NEW PHRASES

by tijkmo 12 Replies latest social entertainment

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    Subject new phrases for your next meeting

    TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking b*lls.

    BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
    was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits on
    everything, and then leaves.

    ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and
    advancement by sucking up/ass kissing the boss rather than working hard.

    SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream

    only to get screwed and die.

    CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube
    farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

    This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.

    MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
    potato.

    SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What
    yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working
    to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

    STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
    whiny.

    PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
    electronic device to get it to work again.

    ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above
    the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are
    often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were
    designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded
    "administrivia" needless paperwork and processes.

    404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404
    Not Found," meaning that the requested documen t could not be located.

    OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that
    you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

    New entries for the Oxford English Dictionary 2005

    GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention
    of buying food, you're just going to the restroom. If challenged by a pimply
    staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food
    afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.

    AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair blonde but still has a
    'black box'.

    AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

    BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
    booze cruise at

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    theres more further down...couldnt get them to paste here


    BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
    booze cruise at

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    Oh my god that is funny!!!

    SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits on

    everything, and then leaves.

    I have a teacher like that!!!

    Did you make this up? I want to hug you!!

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    you only get to hug me if its a long term relationship

  • minimus
    minimus

    "McShit".........2 funny

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo

    BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

    BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first piss in the pub/bar, usually after 2 hours of
    drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
    restroom will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
    night.

    GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
    adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from
    the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often

    wear to show their level of training.

    MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely
    impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in
    there worth seeing.

    MONKEY BATH- A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
    "Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

    MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
    you're in the restroom after your 10th pint, ! and whisks away all the
    unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when
    you come back in.

    MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
    before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
    10-Pinter in your bed instead.

    SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

    SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely

    impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in

    there worth seeing.





    "Oo!Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

    Great work !!Where do you get this stuff?/Ive heard a few but many new ones there to impress People down the Local...............lol

  • MerryMagdalene
    MerryMagdalene

    Aussie Kiss and Monkey Bath have got to be my two personal favorites!! LOL

    ~Merry

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo
    ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above

    the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are

    often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were

    designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded

    "administrivia" needless paperwork and processes.

    thought this was particularly poignant

    i cant remember where i got these

    they were sent to me and ive been rearranging my puter all aft and came across them so thought i would share

    didnt realise it would be as risky though...a hug from richierich has got to be on the list of dangerous sports so unliked by wts

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich
    a hug from richierich has got to be on the list of dangerous sports so unliked by wts

    Young People Ask: Is a Hug Fornication?

    "We were friends, then he hugged me." - Ramone, 18*

    *Some names have been changed

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