I can't believe I bought into the WT BS. The scary thing about it is I wanted to believe. I hope the bastards in Crooklyn never decide to pass the kool-aid around to the worldwide faithful.
Kickin' it with Moses
by Low-Key Lysmith 20 Replies latest jw friends
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BlackSwan of Memphis
Yeah,
I agree with Paul never cared much about the bible figures, but hanging with the likes of Lennon or Freddie,
that's cool.
that's what I looked forward to
Meagan
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upside/down
Have margaritas with Lot's Wife.
I get... she could salt the glasses!
Only prob is she got aced by the Big J himself... so she won't be at that party.
But Solomon could give us some pointers on pickin up chicks.... oh wait he won't be there either...
Hey... I know... Lots daughters!... now they were a randy bunch...
Can I be your Daddy?
u/d (of the dreams of threesome class)
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IP_SEC
I wanted to ask Sampson where the hell he caught all those frickin foxes!!! But truthfully I didnt want to hang with, the bible oldies 'cept maybe Melchizedek, and Mephibosheth those guys were cool, but werent trying to be cool like David, and Elisha and suchIt was my dream to get paired up with Nicola Tesla, Niels Bohr, and Max Planck for bible studies. I can tell ye little time would have been spent on the bible!! "ok Niels, pass the doobie to Nicki and lets get this Grand Unified Field theory finished."
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RichieRich
You guys are horrible. People do ask kids dumb questions about the New system. They would always be like, what do you want to do? And I would say "Go moose hunting".
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dorayakii
OMG!!! I'm with Richie, you lot are horrible for bringing back such stupid, (and hilarious) memories.
One of our COs used to get us to think about all that kinda shit. He was a musician and used to say that he'd build a great big opera hall and invite all the musician brothers as well as King David, and have a giant orchestra and choir bring praises to Jehovah's name. He'd also ask Moses the original tune to the "Victory Song" (Jeeee-hover is a manly person of waaarr)... It was funny how we all in the audience took it so seriously and nodded with agreement... "What faith this brother has, he can picture the New System in his mind's eye"... ROFLMAO!!
I'd have loved to have seen John the Baptist's reaction when he realises he's been resurrected on earth ("damn it!!, Herodias you bitch"). I think it would be cool to ask Jonah how he survived getting completely dissolved by the whale's stomach acid, and ask David and Jonathan what they were really up to.
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upside/down
I want to see what happens when Uriah find out what David did...
He'll probably kill David...then rape the shiite out of Bathsheba then kill her too....
Ahh for the peace of the new system.
u/d
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RunningMan
Personally, I'd like to check out Eve. After all, she was perfect. I bet she had quite a rack.
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luna2
I can't remember the current resurrection thinking on Eve...does she or doesn't she?
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tetrapod.sapien
Personally, I'd like to check out Eve. After all, she was perfect. I bet she had quite a rack.
LOL, except she won't be there, remember? official doctrine a la WTS. speaking of resurrected hot aposta-chics, Job's first wife does it for me: "Curse God and Die!" yummy...