Dub: <insert your own generic, typical, obnoxious JW comment that hints to, or directly states that the only reason you aren't a dub is because you are some kind of a-hole>
Non-Dub: "That is interesting, but maybe I could tell you what I think about that. See for me, I try very hard not to presume that a person has a dishonest or bad motive behind their choices as a believer of Jehovah, because I wouldn't like anybody to treat me that way. See, I am a Christian, I have repented from sin. I therefore try never to do to people the things I wouldn't want done to me."
I haven't tried it out yet. I am carrying it around like a chip on my shoulder. I can't wait to see the look on their face when I unload it!