JW wedding music songs! I promise not to sing at you!

by Gill 11 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Gill
    Gill

    I was having a reminising sort of day today and thinking about our wedding 22 years ago and the songs we picked for the ceremony.

    We had first, 'Love's Excelling way'.

    God is love, and therefore bids us, walk in love's excelling way,

    Letting love of God and neighbour prompt all things we do and say.

    For though we have faith and knowledge, gifts of tongues and prophecy,

    Yet if love itself were lacking, we would simply nothing be.

    We could spend much time in preaching, persecutions too endure,

    Yet what honour would it bring us if our motives were not pure.

    Faith and love and hope continue, as we serve our God above

    Yet if love itself were lacking we would simply nothing be.

    Then we had, The Divine Pattern of love.

    Jehovah our God, has wisely provides, for us all, one and all,

    A pattern divine that we may be guided, lest we should fall, Lest we should fall,

    That excellent way, by which we keep ever, from which we may stray, oh never, no never,

    To which we may stay forever and ever, Is that of love, for God's way is love.

    (Not too sure about the last line)

    I can't remember the other verses but the second verse of 'Love's excelling way' was something I always found thought provoking. Deep inside, I knew my 'motives were not pure' and that I did not belong 'there'.

    So, anyone else got a deep and meaningful song for their wedding?

    By the way, to all you ex JWs who became JWs only after the pink song book was abolished, the music to those two songs was very beautiful which can't be said for too many of the 'brown' song book, songs.

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    Now someone rewrite this to include sexual themes, and cuss words..

  • Netty
    Netty

    I remember the weddings I went to as a dub, always used the "Shulamite Maiden" song.

  • loosie
    loosie

    lol

    I always wanted to dedicated a Barry White song during the reception, but I never had enough guts. But that would be a hoot wouldn't it.

    I think any of the lyrics below would make the newlywed couple leave the reception really early.

    (Please don’t make me wait too long I wanna love you, baby Can’t you see it’s only you I want And you I need)

    (Tonight when we make love
    I’m going to work your body with my tongue
    Ohh baby, my missions clear
    There’s more than love that keeps you here)

    (It feels so good
    You lying here next to me
    Oh, what a groove
    You have no idea how it feels
    My hands just won’t keep still
    I love you, baby)

    (That lets two people express themselves how they feel
    Let your love flow inside of you
    Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, baby)

  • ithinkisee
    ithinkisee

    The crunk remixes aren't too bad though .... Li'l John chanting, "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"

    -ithinkisee

  • watchtower_and_afake
    watchtower_and_afake

    I have a JW wedding horror story. I was married as a JW, my wife (now ex) and I both sat and maticulousley went through our cd collection and looked for "appropriate" music for our reception. After many many hours of nit picking and reading lyric sheets we compiled about four hours of dance music. We burned all of the chosen songs to disc, so all the dj had to do is press play. After about a half hour of no one dancing the "worldly" DJ decides he'd spice it up a bit in order to get people dancing. What do you think he played?? Thats right, Pussy control, by Prince. ........ That was a Huge problem as you could have imagined... What was worse is that I was in the Kitchen helping out my mom, and an elder came up to me and asked me what this song was doing being played...

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman
    I remember the weddings I went to as a dub, always used the "Shulamite Maiden" song.

    I remember being at a wedding where that song was used and people complaining how presumptuous it was for the bride and groom to compare themselves to Christ and His bride. Apparently, it wasn't presumptuous for a bunch of old guys down in Brooklyn to compare themselves to the bride of Christ, though.

  • Dustin
    Dustin

    LOL, holy crap nothing like a little Pussy Control to get the elders on red alert. That is too funny. I wasn't allowed to get married at the hall, because I dated my wife when she was still studying, and not a full fledged Joho. We got married in Vegas. I remember spazing out whe the guy who married us came out in his full Luthern priest outfit. Super cool guy though actually took it off and married us in his suit coat. I'll bet he remembered that wedding!

    All my witness wedding memories are me standing around feeling dumb, because no girls wanted to dance with me. And my God the crappy ass music that was always played was enough to kill me. Funny now, because most of my old JW crushes have gotten fat and ugly so at least that makes me feel better.

  • Gill
    Gill

    Hey Dustin!

    It's only the bad apostate girls that stay sexy, didn't you know that?!

    We had no music at our reception because the PO at our hall wouldn't allow it. We weren't to bothered though as we didn't plan to stay at the reception for too long. We were in too much of a hurry......

    Having said all that though, I don't think I ever once enjoyed a JW wedding or reception.

    Because of the prohibition on pre marital sex, you knew that this couple, not that they weren't in love or that they wouldn't be happy, but you knew that this couple HAD to get married a lot sooner than absolutely necessary so there was always a sense of desperation about the whole thing.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    Thats right, Pussy control, by Prince. .......

    He should have played Closer by Nine Inch Nails next.

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