FUN IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM (page 2)

candidlynuts

holding the empty nostril shut and blowing in their mouth usually worked.

I wonder if that works if you're constipated?

only if you have two buttholes.........SORRY I HAD TO SAY IT! LOLOL

Elsewhere

When my husband gets home...we ask Olivia is she will ever put a bead or anything else in her nose again. She says no. I told her, good, because putting a bead in your nose is Bad. She looks right at me and says...No it isn't bad...and she stands up straight, gets a huge smile on her face and looks me right in the eye and says: "It's funny!" And runs in the next room laughing.
God help me, hahah.

lmao!

Just tell her that things she sticks up her nose will turn into watermelon seeds and if she sticks anything else in her nose it might grow into a big watermelon until her head explodes.

OMG, what a story. I have a 3 year old, and can really relate to you. Glad it all turned out ok for the poor little sweetie. I had my first broken bone with my daughter when she was 2 years old. She broke her thumb flipping a cartwheel.

Es

Oh no isnt it great being a parent :) Om waiting for my three year old to do something like that. Been pretty lucky so far es

Frog

Mother of 5, you are a saint!! you've had mine for me, keep taking good care of em;) frog

avishai

Working with group home kids, and handicapped adults I've found that using bobby pins or the hair pin alligator clips, that spring shut work really well for getting stuff like that out. Tweezers suck because you have to hold them shut yourself, the other stuff works because it springs shut on it's own. Hmmm, Spring loaded tweezers. Gotta go invent those.

Sparkplug

E2, Made me think of the time we were in the docs office, and it was like the world went mad. My son, then 4 years old, decided to pretend to take my daughters eye...she was 2.. and pretend to eat it. I had to beg my child to please spit out his sisters eye. You can imagine, "Spit it out, come on son, spit out your sisters eye. I am serious, spit...spit it out...."

Then at the same time this other kid in the room had a purse handle curled around a siblings head, and the mom was yelling in her most severe twang that the child had best knock it off before he pulled the others head off, "Then he'de be sorry!"

ps..Decki of the had to get a million cooked peas removed from my nose when I was a kid I had impacted them so far up there. NICE HUH?

Country_Woman

that remembered me that one of my brothers (when he was about 7) was scaring the hell out of one of his yonger brothers - when he had to go to the dentist - "and then the dentist is coming with a dril from about half a metre" gesturing...........

Angharad

This is where my 5 year old comes up and says, in her morbidly serious way: "They are going to have to cut her nose off to get it."

LOL don't you just love older sisters

I was the baby of the family and remember my older brother telling me I would have a tree growing in my belly because I had eaten an apple pip - I remember going crying to mum over that !

Glad it got sorted out Eyebrow

diamondblue1974

As a kid I am surprised I didnt have my own cubicle with the constant scrapes I got into...whether it be nearly cutting my ear off when I fell off my bike (I was going way to fast and hit a wall)...getting a stone stuck up my nose...(hehe I can relate to your daughter on that one...it was funny)...cutting my head open on the following: Corner of a table...a tap handle and another wall outside.

I was forever in the accident and emergency department;

DB74 (of the 'doesnt get to casualty much nowadays' class

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