by PaulJ 16 Replies latest social humour
I just thought id create a thread for all the great saying and phrases you have heard.
My favourite is "Bingo Wings"- a name given to the chunky flesh that seems to be trying to escape the arms of (usually) older women. Best viewed at Bingo, when they throw their arms in the air and should 'HOUSE'.
Any more for any more?
Lung Butter.... sounds so disgusting....cuz it is...
It's what a smoker hacks up each morning....
Oh yeah.... and slumber lumber.... at close cousin of "morning wood".
u/d (of the prefers hardwood class)
"The wheel is still turning but the hamster is dead"- Meaning someone is a bit stupid, they look like intelligent enough people, but they say/do something that is beyond stupid.
"Bingo Wings"- (I better start lifting weights LOL)
Fell out the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
Face like a slapped arse.
to name but a few
Face like a slapped arse.
Amen.
"Face like a bag of angry badgers"
This one is a put down, pref used to a girl who wont leave you alone in a bar (for example)
"If i throw a stick, will you go away??"
I use this alot.....
"How about No but let's say we Did!" (that's for some of the guys in bars)
Brooke
Beauty is only skin deep, But uglynes cuts to the bone
Pete
'Bobbins' meaning rubbish. What you have just said is total 'bobbins'.
Brooke- very good!!!
