I NEED EVERYONE TO PRAY FOR ME TODAY......

by Mary 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • Scully
    Scully

    Mary

    The secret to pulling this undercover job off, is to fill your juice jug cooler with Smirnoff's Raspberry cooler. I promise that if you have a little shot every half hour, you won't be feeling any pain.

    It also makes it much more fun to play Bullshit Bingo.

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    It also makes it much more fun to play Bullshit Bingo.

    OH!!!!SCULLY Is that anyway to speak againt MOTHER?????
    LOL ( sneaky grin)

  • jaffacake
    jaffacake

    Why not have some fun by leaving some little leaflets or something with anti-JW facts or messages in the ladies loo, or somewhere. hehe

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    Hail, Mary! Just remember not to inhale.

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    Good luck Mary.. can't wait to read your notes. Thanks for taking one for the team!

    GBL

  • jschwehm
    jschwehm

    I can help you here. The Blessed Mother and I are very close.

    Jeff Schwehm

    www.catholicxjw.com

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    i'll send a few atheist prayers...

    oh, and good luck!

    TS

  • delilah
    delilah

    I'll be thinking of you Mary, whilst I am resting on the porch, with an ice cold beer in hand.... good luck, take your pea shooter with you, just to bug the speaker...lol...

    Delilah

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist

    Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta... and so on and that which followeth.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas



    I don't pray, but I'd be happy to hum a few showtunes for you.



    How about "Singing in the Rain" or the music of "Oklahoma!"? Studies have shown that humming showtunes is only slightly less effective than doing nothing, but it makes you feel better!

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