formal declaration of shenanagins on my dear deluded mother

by colorado5591 33 Replies latest jw experiences

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    i'm glad you got to go!
    maybe seeing how rediculous the elders can be about decisions will help your mom understand things a lil better!

  • Carol
    Carol

    To soon? The elders felt they were marrying to soon.....so what? they were supposed to give in to lust, sleep together, be df'd, be reinstated and then get married? When will these elders learn??? Sorry lost it for a minute there!

    Congratulations, I'm glad you got to go and share the day with your Mom.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Ha ha Aims, I heard that some of the elders went to the JP cerimony? Did the stickler... you know who... did he go? I bet not

    Chow baby, Chow.

    Yert yert yert yert!

    lol

  • colorado5591
    colorado5591

    YO! IP_SEC
    no elders were there. The attendees included only the important people like me, mom, the guy she married, mom's bestest friend, and her husband. I dont know who was at the reception cause I didn't go. Rumor has it that there were elders at the afterparty where the real debauchery took place..........buncha wine-os.

    I went back home yesterday to go kayaking with some friends and we stopped by mom's house, this is some funny shit! Her husband is such a great guy!

    When I got there, her new hubby was in the kitchen getting her some ice water and she was laying on her belly in bed, watching TV!!!!!! When I walked in the bedroom and saw that, I thought, "oh, sweet irony!"! She just has a permanent shit eating grin on her face and I love it! (if you are failing to see the humor here, it is because you did not grow up with us)

    She also told me that a certain sister in law that has the shunning down to an art, who shall remain nameless was all like, "oh, I was hoping that Amy would stop by and see me when she was in town"

    How bout them apples! MEH!!!

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