help a newbie with stupid questions

by damselfly 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    gov bod = governing body

    Cong or congo = congregation

    WTBTS = Watchtower Bible and Tract Society.

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    Don't forget our friends Debil-da-Satan and all his little Deeminz

    ig.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    Crooklyn = Brooklyn, jw headquarters
    jehovah's witlesses = JWs
    smelders = elders
    elderette = snobbish elder's wife.

  • damselfly
    damselfly

    getting a borg-on

    OMG that is the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5


    co = circuit overlord

    do = district overlord

    BOE = body of enforcers

    kh = kingdumb hell

    fs = futile servitude or slavery (take your pick)

    ms = mini-me servants (of the enforcers)

    jc = judgmental cultists

    Josie

  • damselfly
    damselfly

    smelders = when elders 'hook up' with smurfs

  • Evanescence
    Evanescence

    lol this thread is good, I was wondering about these things myself.....

    Evanescence

  • gumby
    gumby

    Rank and File........I wonder how many here know who the "rank" is... and who the "file" is. I'll betcha a bunch have it wrong.

    Gumby

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    Rank is the smell and File is what the elders have on everyone else.

    Do you know your Time, Times and a half a Times tables?

    W.Once

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie


    Circuit Servant - Circus Serpent

    District Overseer - Jis'-strict over here (or overbeer) Ministerial Servant - Mini-hysterical Serpent

    Governing Body - Governing Potty (sits on a mountain of "toil-ette" paper) or Governing Haughty

    Organization - Borganization (see The Matrix or Steppford Wives)

    Disfellowshipped - DF'd

    Dis-associated -DA'd

    Apostasy - A pause to see

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