gov bod = governing body
Cong or congo = congregation
WTBTS = Watchtower Bible and Tract Society.
by damselfly 42 Replies latest jw friends
gov bod = governing body
Cong or congo = congregation
WTBTS = Watchtower Bible and Tract Society.
Don't forget our friends Debil-da-Satan and all his little Deeminz
ig.
Crooklyn = Brooklyn, jw headquarters
jehovah's witlesses = JWs
smelders = elders
elderette = snobbish elder's wife.
getting a borg-on
OMG that is the funniest thing I've heard in a while!
co = circuit overlord
do = district overlord
BOE = body of enforcers
kh = kingdumb hell
fs = futile servitude or slavery (take your pick)
ms = mini-me servants (of the enforcers)
jc = judgmental cultists
Josie
smelders = when elders 'hook up' with smurfs
lol this thread is good, I was wondering about these things myself.....
Evanescence
Rank and File........I wonder how many here know who the "rank" is... and who the "file" is. I'll betcha a bunch have it wrong.
Gumby
Rank is the smell and File is what the elders have on everyone else.
Do you know your Time, Times and a half a Times tables?
W.Once
Circuit Servant - Circus Serpent
District Overseer - Jis'-strict over here (or overbeer) Ministerial Servant - Mini-hysterical Serpent
Governing Body - Governing Potty (sits on a mountain of "toil-ette" paper) or Governing Haughty
Organization - Borganization (see The Matrix or Steppford Wives)
Disfellowshipped - DF'd
Dis-associated -DA'd
Apostasy - A pause to see