So What Sort Of Dogs Are These?

by Englishman 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • larc
    larc

    English,

    I spent no time looking at the dog. Your wife is a cute chick. You have good taste in women. My regard for you has gone up by 144,000 per cent.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Larc,

    Praise indeed! UK women are OK, but they do tend to fart a lot. I've also noticed that Her Ladyship is definitely starting to show symptoms of delusions of equality, also she has started to object to walking 10 paces behind me whilst carrying a pot upon her head.

    Englishman.

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • larc
    larc

    Englishman,

    Farting: Yes, that is one of the sad facts we learn when we get married. Women fart. It is so unlady like, but well, it is something you have to learn to accept, as painful as it might be.

    Delusions of equality: You are at the break even point in your marriage. You were the guy in charge. Now it is even Steven. In a few short years you will be saying, "yasa boss."

  • Flip
    Flip

    A glandular challenged Chihuahua?

    Ach Englishman, yu'll noo feed yeh bonnie wee dug table scraps!

    Flip

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Why is everyone talking like Willie in the Simpsons?

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • Celia
    Celia

    Leonberger was my first guess.

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