Top 9 reasons beards are bad.

by grissom 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • grissom
    grissom

    Top 9 reasons beards are bad:





    to run a razor across our faces.

    (After season 3 CSI, William Petersen grew a beard because

    he got tired of shaving.)





    (After season 1 of Star Trek TNG Jonathan Frakes grew a beard to

    look more nautical and thus more mature.









    The survey, undertaken by researchers for Gillette’s M3Power razor brand, found that over half

    of the 500 women interviewed preferred the clean-shaven look – simply

    because the majority perceive men with beards to be untrustworthy.

    "The wearing of beards has been seen as a political liability for some time,

    because of the historical belief that they are diabolical, unhygienic or disguise

    the wearer's true face,"
    says Allan Peterkin, assistant professor of psychiatry at the University of Toronto.

    "Beards have been perceived as an expression which could range from communist to anti-establishment," he added.

    6. Since beards went out of style 100 years ago, we get with the

    program.





    In urban circles of Western Europe and the Americas, beards were out of fashion after the early 17th century; to

    such an extent that, in 1698, Peter the Great of Russia levied a tax on

    beards in order to bring Russian society more in line with contemporary Western Europe.)



    1920s to the 1960s, beards were virtually forbidden in mainstream

    America. The few men who wore beards during this period were either old,

    Central Europeans in academia, or part of the counterculture, such as the "beatniks".

    Even today there is prejudice against beards and against men who wear

    beards, although it is much less serious than it once was.





    (Note the ones who wear beards are primarily college professors and

    other such ones who need them to show that they are supposed

    to have real intel as stated in #3 in academia)





    http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2005/04/beards_are_back.html

    "There is even a reference to the gay subculture of 'bears': men

    who are unapologetically hirsute. Largely a fringe element only a

    few years ago, bear culture is winning converts among gay men

    turned off by the plucked and waxed world of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.'"




    (http://www.madmusingsof.me.uk/archives/2004/07/beards_time_for.php " Goatees are beards, I'm afraid. They also induce that tickling sensation on

    kissing (including chaste 'friendship' kisses) that tickle and lead to skin irritation..

    Beards are wrong. I had one once so I know. The only time they look remotely good

    is on heroic cricketers in grainy 70s test match coverage.")


    2. It's not to wise to have the Muslim, Al Quieda look now-adays.

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    1. Do you really want to look like Michael Moore or even Richard Hatch?

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist
    1. Do you really want to look like Michael Moore or even Richard Hatch?

    I wouldn't mind looking like Sean Connery, though.

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal
    3. The wives says they tickle too much

    But that's why the other half of the women who did the Gillette survey liked beards.

    Other then that ... you bore me.

    Kwin

  • Sunspot
    Sunspot
    7. Beards make one look untrustworthly, like they have something to hide.

    HAH!

    How about Honest Abe Lincoln!

    Next topic?

  • Sith
    Sith

    The number 1 reason to grow a beard:
    You don't look like a member of the Borg anymore
    Grissom...you watch WAY too much TV. Dosn't the WTBTS frown upon that?

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    I could have sworn jesus had a beard!

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal
    I could have sworn jesus had a beard!

    But Jesus was an untrustworthy uneducated rebel, who tickeled Mary Magdeline too much.

    Kwin

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien
    Note the ones who wear beards are primarily college professors and

    other such ones who need them to show that they are supposed

    to have real intel

    it's part of the culture. it's the same reason they wear tweed jackets and cords. they are part of a tribe.

    but good heavens no! who would want to be associated with a brainy bunch of guys, when women "obviously" prefer dudes who drive trucks and who walk around like they have a bowling ball between their legs?

    TS (of the wears tweed and cord, smokes a pipe, rides a bicycle and has a beard class)

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    griss -

    Beards make you look untrustworthy as if you have something to hide-

    Charles Taze Russel had a beard. Boy are you right on this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And he did...

    HB

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich
    when women "obviously" prefer dudes who drive trucks and who walk around like they have a bowling ball between their legs?



    1. I drive a sedan

    2. I have enlarged gentalia (a symptom of apostasy)

    3. Beards are high schoolers are dumb.

    I don't a beard to get chicks... only to get Damselfly.

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