Notes from the Wallkill Printery Dedication - May 16, 2005

by acsot 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • acsot
    acsot

    You will all no doubt want to upchuk your lunch be pleased to find out how Jehovah has blessed the brothers and sisters at the expanded, updated printery at Wallkill.

    I have several pages of notes from that momentous occasion, but haven't a clue how to get them to post here.

    One of the snippets that will make you want to vomit highlights mentioned how, in reference to one job out-sourced to a "worldly" company for the concrete floors, the foreman of said company told the dubs that "what he learned in his few months at Watchtower was comparable to five years of college".

    If anyone knows how to get these posted here they can pm me with their e-mail, and I'll send along the scan of this bunch of garbage these lifesaving notes.

    Acsot (of the shamelessly trying-to-imitate-Mary's hysterical posts) class.

    Oh, and if you're wondering, no, I did not have the privilege of attending said dedication. These notes were provided to me by someone who actually wishes they had been there in person.

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Five years of college - to pour concrete floors? Too bad he didn't stick it out for another day or two, he could have had his Masters in drywall.

  • acsot
    acsot
    it's it sad/funny/hysterical that the FDS equates everything to do with the WTS with the best of secular education, be it reading the Awake or watching a bunch of bethelites plastering and painting and pouring concrete
  • Aude_Sapere
    Aude_Sapere

    **Five years of college - to pour concrete floors? Too bad he didn't stick it out for another day or two, he could have had his Masters in drywall.**

    LOL Best laugh I've had all day. Good chuckles!!

  • potleg
    potleg

    Come to Bethel and pour concrete...it's as good as a collage education. Yeah, well I went to bethel and ran a printing press...haven't noticed the big pay off yet. I can honestly say it was a waste of time and energy. If only they'd given me a trowel instead of an inky rag...what might have been.

  • acsot
    acsot

    I'll try and post more snippets tomorrow, the notes are at work. They're just as good!

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    They used to call that the 'farm' - when we visited in the 70's they grew alot of food. I heard they stopped farming there - true?

    Jeff

  • Thegoodgirl
    Thegoodgirl

    5 years of college education??? Geez, that does make me want to vomit.

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    Five years at what College?

    He was probably the guy who took 5 years to get his AA.... I'm bettin.

    u/d (of the Van Wilder class)

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    My partner works at a college in Bristol (not as a lecturer). He says its the governments way of keeping white trash out of prison for two more years, and how many beauty therapists does Bristol need?

    Maybe thats the college they were on about?

    LOL - thats a great quote though. How do they find these halfwits? Surely these quotes are just made up by The Imaginary Friends Committee.

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