PLEASE COMPLETE ALL THE QUESTIONS ON THIS FORM. The first 144,000 will receive first prizes of everlasting life. Runners up the possibility of everlasting life under threat of death at any time.
Which generation was Jesus referring to in Matthew 24:14?……………………How many years are there in a generation?………………………Christ began his rule in - 1874, 1914, 1918 ,1925 or other?…………………………..
Who is the faithful & discreet slave - Rutherford, Russell, the WTS, Ray Franz, other?……………………………………(competitors cannot enter their own name.)
How many fulfilments do Bible prophecies have 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 more? …………. Is salvation available only through the WTS?…………………………….
Is voting (a) against the law (b) a matter of conscience (c) depends which Watchtower you read?………………… Again - using blood fractions (a) (b) (c)?……………….
Is Armageddon (a) due any day now (b) just around the corner (c) completely round the bend?……………………Is the WTS (A) a prophet (b) a puppet (c) a pack of cards, other………………..Does WT stand for (a) waste of time (b) watching time (c) we're tracking, other?……………..……….Is an old truth , truth that is (a) worn out (b) at retirement age (c) a collectors item, other?……………….…………………..
Is quoting long passages of scripture on the web a sign of wisdom & maturity?……
Is an open mind (a) an invitation to demons (b) a sign of stupidity (b) a surgical procedure? You must use answer (a)……….Members always leave the WTS because they are (a) apostates (b) demonised (c) sex maniacs (d) all three……………
The judge's verdict is final and no correspondence can be entered into. Prizes are not transferable. Entrants can be disqualified at any time without reason or notice. All entrants must agree to the terms specified by the WTS. No date is given for prizes to be received.
Women must cover their heads when helping men to make sense of this form. Copying forms filled in by elders is allowed in fact we may make it compulsory, in which case those that filled in forms their own will be disqualified and asked to leave.
Any enquiry or criticism of the administrators will result in the same penalty being applied. The rules of this competition can and will be changed at any time. Those not wishing to take part are evil and can expect to be executed along with their families when the prizes are given out.
If you are unclear about the terms of this generous competition please do not ask questions, as you will incur the above penalties. The Governing Body reserves the right to keep the first prizes for itself.