whip it good

by Ms. Whip 58 Replies latest jw friends

  • Ms. Whip
    Ms. Whip

    i was really trying to sneak in here...but, it's only right to say "hi" and make a brief introduction.

    hello everyone!

    glad to be here. i just want to say that i apologize in advance for anything i might say from here on out. if you disagree with a statement in the future, or somehow without knowing i step on your toes...please refer back to this apology. thanks!

    ok, as far as my background...

    my parents were witnesses, their parents were witnesses as were pretty much everyone related or anyone i ever came into contact with. my dna is made up of little watchtower quotes and "watching the world" blurbs instead of nucleotides and molecules. i gave talks before i could read and was baptized before i stopped peeing in my bed. i cleaned toilets for jehovah and enjoyed hours of sweaty pantyhose. i walked away a few years ago and never went back. i'm not bitter, but settled with the fact that the watchtower business stole my life. if i could give any advice to a jehovah's witness who was willing to listen, it would be to get out while you still look good. it's easier to make money, date and start a new life while you are still hot.

    alt

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz
    get out while you still look good. it's easier to make money, date and start a new life while you are still hot.

    Great...another woman who simply cannot speak her mind...

    Welcome to the forum! May your "hotness" last a lifetime outside the Borg.

    Jeannie

  • kls
    kls

    Ms Whip , hee hee , i like your attitude and and a big welcome . I can see we are going to like you cause you already have me chuckling

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    Ms Wimp er, Whip, welcome to the board, but you're gonna have to speak up. C'mon now, don't be shy....

  • kls
    kls

    Ya gotta love Jeannie and Odrade,,,,lol You both just kill me

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    This girl has got to come to the Texas fest. Hey Sparkplug, where are you? She sounds like a hoot!!! WELCOME!!

  • Ms. Whip
    Ms. Whip

    kls, orade, jeannie....thank you for the welcome you sweet ladies!

    horrible life...i might take u up on that...only if all us wimmins make out on the dance floor.

  • stopthepain
    stopthepain

    Shake it up,go forward,move ahead,back to detention,its not to latetoo.......................welcome to the board.STP

  • horrible life
  • Ms. Whip
    Ms. Whip

    lol

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