If you were stranded on a desert isle with a member of the GOVERNING BODY..

by GetBusyLiving 45 Replies latest jw friends

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  lilybird

  As for the GB member, I'd hang him from a tree and beat him like a pinata. Hey, the WT allows that now, don't they?

  Well,,, I have to admit I like that idea Nos.....LOL
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  DannyHaszard

  Fishbait-Danny is a real survivor and practical minded,fishbait is my best bet
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  GetBusyLiving

  Yeah but Danny.. would you at least have a taste?

  GBL
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  greendawn

  A fish bait they deserve to be since the devil used them as bait to seduce people into this harmful org. as they made to them numerous enticing but deceptive promises.
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  frankiespeakin

  Yeah, I think fish bait is the best idea so far.

  
  I would probably make a ditch and throw his body in it then get sea water and keep adding it a little at a time to let eveaporation cause a concetration of salt to best perserve the body, and let it turn to jerky. This way you would have a longer lasting supply of fish bait avalible.
  Or you could built a smoke house if your'e clever, that would work with out getting to complicated. Then you could take your pic:

  "Smoked Cured Governing Body Fish Bait"

  or

  "Plain Governing Body Jerky Fish Bait"
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  katiekitten

  I wouldnt piss on him if he were on fire.

  But assuming he were alive and we had to co-exist I would go topless all the time as a matter of principle, and I would walk round thoughtlessly caressing my ample bosom.
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  Dustin

  LMAO - I would use the head as a Wilson volleyball.

  I would eat the guy. Why not? But I would use some of him for fish bait, not a bad idea.
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  delilah

  I'm with Preston...I'd float his a$$ right on outta there......
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  Dustin

  I would pull out my trusty keg tapper, and drink his blood. Screw hanging him upside down, I'm thirsty.
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  GetBusyLiving

  Governing Body Stew

  3 cups Theodore Jaracz, cubed, cooked (can use leftover Jarcaz )
  1 large zucchini squash
  1 medium green pepper
  1 large onion
  4 medium potatoes

  1/4 cup olive oil

  1 (8-ounce) can of tomatoes

  1 teaspoon salt
  1/2 teaspoon pepper
  1 (8-ounce) can of peas (or 1 cup frozen peas)

  1. Cut up all vegetables.
  2. Put oil in large pot and heat. Add the cut-up fresh vegetables and keep stirring for 5 minutes. Put in tomatoes and enough water to cover. Add salt and pepper. Cover and let cook slowly until veggies are cooked (approximately 45 minutes); turn contents occasionally.
  3. Drain peas and add just before stew is done. Add the cubed cooked Theodore Jaracz and warm through.

  Makes 6 servings.

  GBL