OK Boys, (she says cracking her knuckles) Let me take a stab at this!
Why It's Better To Be A Woman
You can change your last name frequently and confound creditors and ex'es easily.
The bathroom is all yours.
Wedding planning is payback to your mother for all her crap.
Chocolate is an EXCELLENT substitute for sex.
You can be a president who actually keeps their pants zipped!
You can wear a white T-shirt to the water park, especially if you entered the wet T-shirt contest
Car mechanics will change your oil for free if you lean over a little.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your husband's haircut.
The world is yours if you have a nice smile.
You can go for a long time without having to stop at a bathroom...years of practice.
No work, better pay...just marry some rich schmuck.
Wrinkles can be derma-braded.
Wedding cost $20,000. Him supporting you for life cost $1,000,000.
You can get people to stare at your chest when you want them to.
Pretending to not notice the man's occasional belch, it's just nicer.
New shoes complement your outfit perfectly, other women are jealous.
Your pals can be trusted to tell you what the schmuck is actually up to.
Once a month, for at least 7 days, you can be a perfect bitch..and the schmucks actually EXPECT it! [8>]
Phone can be used to harass people very effectively.
You know stuff about tank tops...and push up bras.
You can take 3 suitcases...and the schmuck will carry them for you.
You can soothe the schmucks ego by letting him open jars for you.
Dry cleaners and hair stylists know all the best gossip.
You can show the hotel maid how to make a bed properly.
You NEVER have to kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest sexual initiation.
If someone forgets to invite you to something...you get to add another name to your "Bite Me" list.
Underwear can be edible...then he won't CARE what it cost!
If you're 34 and single, it just means the ex schmuck didn't make enough money.
Everything on your face can be enhanced fairly cheaply.
You can take nice naps in the passenger seat while schmuck drives all night.
You are capable of feeling pity for the deprived ones with only 3 pairs of shoes, and donate your extras to charity!
You don't feel the macho need to try to sleep with the maid.
You can carry on an intelligent conversation AND watch the game.
You can sample a multitude of desserts without having to buy any!
You receive many little gifts spontaneously from friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more than 5 sports stars.
You don't even HAVE to stop and think of how to turn ON a nut.
You never feel the need to grab your crotch in public.
You can iron anything in 2 minutes flat.
You can convincingly tell the schmuck the hairstyle he's had for 10 years still looks good.
The more you shave below your neck...the wilder you can drive them!
When you're pregnant, you have a legitimate excuse for your belly.
One purse, one pair of shoes, in every color, for all seasons.
You can have your nails "done" for you.
You also have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You would never be so incredibly stupid as to try to do Christmas shopping for all your relatives on Christmas Eve. You actually CARE if they like what you pick out.
Damn, it's BETTER to be a woman
Tracy