Caole,
Thanks for the link. If it's the same guy, I have two questions for him.
How can you claim to fulfill the prophecies for the Messiah. Turn to the 5th chapter of Hmmm, verses 14-16: "14 For the Messiah will come, and he will know that bold white type on a black background shall constitute a bothersome eyesore. 15 The Messiah's web site shall be composed of muted, easy-to-read type. 16 And behold, he shall properly format his web site so as to make paragraphs and thoughts that flow. He shall not follow the course of the anti-christ, who centers much of his text, instead of left-justifying."
Seriously, I couldn't even make out most of that stuff, but I did notice you citing "He shall swallow up death forever." How do you satisfy that prophecy... and please don't tell me it's because you once ate a worm.
Hmmm,
OK so I wasn't serious, what're you gonna do, smite me?