by GetBusyLiving 37 Replies latest jw friends
A Turtle? Income tax consultant? Messed up Ex-Cultist? Could you picture yourself (ladies) screaming, "Hump me big SHELDON, oh please don't stop SHELDON, you're my daddy SHELDON." .
Who in the HELL made up our names and, more importantly, why the HELL did our parents pick them??
GBL
SHELDON: From Old English place name meaning "from the hill on the ledge."
My parents used to joke that they gave my siblings and I single-syllable names because it made it easier on them to yell at us.
Strangely enough, there was more truth than humour in that statement.
I don't know who came up with may name...but it means 'christian'. I guess I will forever be stuck with that title. (thanks a lot)
My parents used to joke that they gave my siblings and I single-syllable names because it made it easier on them to yell at us.
um Scully has 2 syllables..
That's funny GBL. I have to say, I've never thought of a name using that context before. LOL Skully, I always knew I was in trouble when I got the three syllable version.
Cellist
Could you picture yourself (ladies) screaming, "Hump me big SHELDON,
i asked my wife, and she said no. sorry dude. LOL!
...but seriously, i didn't really. so i can't say for sure.
hopefully you become a famous apostate, and change the meaning of your name. as in a Sheldon from the storm. ar ar ar...
- you crack me up...
I have a brother-in-law named Sheldon. Kinda cute!!! SHELDON!!!!!!
well shelldon isnt that bad
think of all the poor kids who got outrageous bible names cos they were never going to school
or what if frank zappa was your dad
FIRST LETTER HOME
Mum, I've got a lot to tell you.
Me and Chuck have had a bust up.
Now before you pull your hair out,
Viv has given me a room.
And I've met this film producer.
Please don't laugh, his name is Sheldon.
He says he can get my green card
or his name's not Sheldon Bloom.
Sheldon comes from California
and he wants to take me out there.
Oh, thanks for your last letter.
I was thrilled to hear from you.
I'm enclosing fifty dollars.
If you want that dress, then buy it.
Oh, incidently, Sheldon's mum likes Liberace, too!
There are lots of things I miss here.
No one makes a normal sandwich.
You need Goliath's mouth to try and get through one of them.
Sheldon's got a house in Bel Air.
Well, it's really a pink mansion.
It's got electric gates and armed guards,
and he calls it "La Boheme!"
Mum, I don't know how to say this,
but American men are different.
They seem at first quite normal,
but I really fear they're not!
They're all buzzy and electric,
and so proud to be neurotic!
And the thought of growing older seems to bother them a lot!
Mum, New York is just amazing.
I wish I could stay longer,
but Sheldon's so dynamic he is sweeping me away.
He is funny he is handsome... strangely handsome.
Well, there's no words to describe him.
You can't imagine Sheldon Bloom unless you know L.A.
