Dave and Fark

by dunsscot 12 Replies latest jw friends

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  dunsscot

  Duns will holler at you guys later. Fark, keep your eyes open and your mind scopin'. Dave, please guard the bourbon for me. :-)

  Sincerely,
  Dan

  Duns the Scot
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  Fredhall

  LOL....
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  dunsscot

  Greetings, Sir Fred!

  Duns "representin' the dawgs from South Central" Scot

  "I got a reason to be angry."

  Keep your third eye scopin!

  Duns the Scot
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  Stephanus

  Hmmmm. You've got to wonder about someone who is trying to bait someone who's already admitted to being under a lot of emotional pressure. You may lose your own father one day, Duns, and not like the lack of sympathy the loving brothers give you...

  Q: How do you know a Dub loyal to "Jehovah's Organisation" is lying?
  A: Their lips are moving.
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  dunsscot

  :Hmmmm. You've got to wonder about someone who is trying to bait someone who's already admitted to being under a lot of emotional pressure. You may lose your own father one day, Duns, and not like the lack of sympathy the loving brothers give you...:

  You guys are way too paranoid, Stephanus. I apologied to fark for my comments yesterday and I meant it. My submission today was therefore not addressed to farkel, but to Sir Fred. I was joking with Fred and did not direct my words toward Farkel. I am not that cold-hearted. Please give a JW the benefit of the doubt.

  Sincerely,
  Dan

  Duns the Scot
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  seven006

  Dan, sorry for not responding to this over the weekend. I had one of those weekends where I actually tried to have a life.
  An exgirfriend from many years ago had some minor cosmetic surgery and wanted to show me her new brains. I of course remembered your lecture on weakness of the flesh and refused to look at them. You are quite the inspiration for me Dan. You are changing my life.

  Your buddy,

  Dave

  PS: Ok, I lied about not looking and stuff. Im weak, pray for me.
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  dunsscot

  Dear Dave,

  :Dan, sorry for not responding to this over the weekend. I had one of those weekends where I actually tried to have a life.
  An exgirfriend from many years ago had some minor cosmetic surgery and wanted to show me her new brains. I of course remembered your lecture on weakness of the flesh and refused to look at them. You are quite the inspiration for me Dan. You are changing my life.
  Your buddy,

  Dave:

  Do not misunderstand me, Dave. You can look. Just don't keep on looking so as to have passion for her brains in your heart. But I am so glad to hear I am making a difference in your life. The medieval approach works everytime. ;-)

  :PS: Ok, I lied about not looking and stuff. Im weak, pray for me.:

  I guess I spoke too soon. Well, try and try again and all that platitudinous stuff. And I will pray, but you have to work in harmony with your prayers. Pluck out your eye if it makes you stumble. Say three hail Marys if you sin and . . . Oops, wrong religion! Forget what I said before. I'll pray. <G>

  BTW, I am kinda peeved about my evidentialism thread being zapped. I really do not understand what is going on, buddy. If we can talk about everything else under the sun, why not evidentialism? Dullness is in the eye of the beholder.

  Your buddy,
  Dan
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  seven006

  Duns,

  Get a clue man, I am the only one on this entire board that likes you and I only admit to that on saturdays and mondays. You must have pissed off the wrong person. I am a moderator on another board and as much as I hate to say it I would have aced your butt after your second post. Maybe it was a mistake. Maybe it has just been misplaced. Maybe god did it, ya never know man. Besides, you know better than to try and justify religious thought with logic and reasoning. Didn't you listen to anything Soren K. tried to teach you? For such an intelligent guy you sure can be dumb sometimes.

  There is a power on this board that is beyond the ability of understanding by common man.

  Later dude,

  Dave

  PS: Sorry Dan, but I don't pray, I guess you will just have to give up on me. I'm a lost cause.
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  waiting

  Ughhhh, excuse me for butting in here.......

  You can look. Just don't keep on looking so as to have passion for her brains in your heart.

  I doubt if Dave's heart was where passion would have been centered if he kept looking at her brains.

  I could be wrong, but I doubt that too.

  waiting
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  seven006

  Waiting,

  Never judge a book by it's cover or a comic by his jokes.

  Dave