OH MY GOD! It's the Hankee of dooooom!!!!!

by bboyneko 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • bboyneko
    bboyneko

    hahahha..i found some old JW literature at a thrift store today, thought i'd share some pretty pictures, these pics are from the Life does have a purpose book. I found another book from 1952 but i forgot the title..anyway these sell for alot on EBAY so i will probably sell mine :)

    Hey! I think thats me in the background being burned to cinders. Oh well.

    -Dan

  • larc
    larc

    Hmmmm,

    1952, I would guess, either "Let God be True", or "The Kingdom is at Hand."

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Reminds me of the people in The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy who believed that the Universe had been sneezed into existence by the Great Green Arklesiezure - they feared an apocalyptic event known as The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief.

    Q: How do you know a Dub loyal to "Jehovah's Organisation" is lying?
    A: Their lips are moving.

  • ChuckD
    ChuckD

    The Great Conga Line of Armageddon!

  • sf
    sf

    And a hearty roar of laughter to this....>>"Hey! I think thats me in the background being burned to cinders. Oh well."

    Funnyyyyyyyyyy

  • bboyneko
    bboyneko
    The Great Conga Line of Armageddon!

    I think the song would go:

    du du du du DA

    we're alive! (swing hips to right)

    du du du du DA

    we're alive! (swing hips to left)

    repeat until collapse

  • penny
    penny

    YOUR TRAMATIZEING ME ANYTHIGGN BUT THAT PLEASE THAT MAKES ME HAVE FLASH BACKS

  • Flip
    Flip

    I wonder if Jehovah will recycle rather than discard His Hanky in the trash like He does the millions upon millions of Awake! and Watchtower's that've been printed bi-monthly during most of the last century?

    For now, we'll just ignore the tons of fossil fuels we exhausted into the upper atmosphere using our fuel efficient '55' buicks' to distribute WTB&TS land fill material door-to-door.

    I was such an idiot! ooops, I was born a Jehovah's Witness...correction, my parents were naive.

    Flip

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    I found this in the revised edition...

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    hey slayer,
    I can see how Prince fits right in. Now he can call himself the Prince of Peace.

    "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

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