Never argue with a child's logic

Scully

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he

notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders

hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet.

The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the

wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner",

the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,

but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too,

I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully,

"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

kls

Scully ,,,,,,,,lol,,,,,,,,hee hee ,omg. I gotta keep this !!!!!

Dustin

That's funny. I would be a siren too if it was tied around my nutsack.

greendawn

That's a cruel girl though torturing the cat in that way to get her siren.

gumby

I've always known deep down in my heart that our Scully has been a nutsack hater from the gitgo.

Gumbluesac

Scully

I've always known deep down in my heart that our Scully has been a nutsack hater from the gitgo.

Now Gumby, you know that's not true. It's just that I've had so many bad experiences with JW elders and MS's in the past, it's made me wonder why those scriptures in Leviticus never gets applied to them. You know the ones I mean:

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Rbi8 Leviticus 21:16-23 ***
16 And Jehovah continued to speak to Moses, saying: 17 "Speak to Aaron, saying, ‘No man of your seed throughout their generations in whom there proves to be a defect may come near to present the bread of his God. 18 In case there is any man in whom there is a defect, he may not come near: a man blind or lame or with his nose slit or with one member too long, 19 or a man in whom there proves to be a fracture of the foot or a fracture of the hand, 20 or hunchback or thin or diseased in his eyes or scabby or having ringworms or having his testicles broken. 21 Any man of the seed of Aaron the priest in whom there is a defect may not approach to present Jehovah’s offerings made by fire. There is a defect in him. He may not approach to present the bread of his God. 22 He may eat the bread of his God from the most holy things and from the holy things. 23 However, he may not come in near the curtain, and he may not approach the altar, because there is a defect in him; and he should not profane my sanctuary, for I am Jehovah who is sanctifying them.’"

I've often wondered how some of these guys got to be MS's, Elders™ and COs, etc, considering how so many of them have no balls.

I still wuv you though, Gumballsy

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Ok, that's it! Scully is now officially an AntiBallite.

Never argue with a child's logic

Scully

kls

Dustin

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greendawn

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Scully

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