Here's my suggestion:
The Severed Barbie Doll Head award for the Best Birthday Party of the Month, or whatever.
by RichieRich 189 Replies latest jw friends
Here's my suggestion:
The Severed Barbie Doll Head award for the Best Birthday Party of the Month, or whatever.
I'm going to jump to the end of this thread right now before I POP --
I suggest that the awards should be called
APOSTROPHIES
get it? apost - trophies? a trophy for an apostate???
please, someone! Validate me!!
(edited: missing "I" located and inserted)
You need to keep the "i" in "apostrophies"... or it doesn't work.
Other than that, I like it.
u/d
So who would get the award of "Simon's least favorite poster"?
I think I'm a contender... without even trying....(especially since I rough house with his little beeatch h_s)....I'm funnin Simon!
u/d (of the no one understands me class)
p.s.- I'd still kiss Simon on the lips if given the chance...I like JWD THAT MUCH!!!
ok.
So lets get some cateogries.
Valis, I got your PM last night. Point taken. I'm gonna need your help on this...
I'd like to nominate Brooke for the "Wayneandgarthsayschwing!!!" award.
OK, here’s all the proposed categories. The gramma-censor in me nixed a few. The self-aggrandizers and the puppy-love fans got nixed too. The categorizer in me then sorted the remainder. I filled in the gaps with a few contributions of my own:
- Most logical
- Most likely to make your brain hurt
- Most likely to make you LOL, bringing your honey out of the side room asking what in the heck is going on?
What are your top ten favorites?
1. Poster you'd Like to – go on Vacation with
2. Poster you'd Like to – Sit at the DC with.
3. Cutest
4. Most sycophantic poster
5. Hot Looking Mama Award
6. Best Auntie
7. Best Birthday Party of the Month
8. drink the most budlight award
9. apologizes the quickest
10. most obsessed with gender
11. Irrepressible
12. most beans
13. Most likely to make you LOL
14. Funniest Poster
15. Most Insightful Poster
16. Sweetest
17. Best Attitude
18. Most Poignant
19. Best Dub apologist
20. Most Creative Poster
21. Most logical
22. Most likely to make your brain hurt
23. Uses the most Emoticons
24. Worst Speller
25. Most Prolific Serial Thread Killer Award
26. Award For Most Beer Drank At Apostafest
27. poster who's threads die the quickest
28. most read teenage poster
29. The Poster that you Love to Hate
30. Longest / Most Intricate Poster
31. Poster you'd Like to – Scream at
32. Most Often Wrong
33. Most likely to run from a fight
34. Most likely to miss the point entirely
35. Most likely to cry 'no fair' in a fight
36. Meanest
37. Worst Attitude
38. Most likely to quote a source out of context
39. worst Dub apologist
40. Worst Troll
41. Most Apostate tho still a Witness
42. Most Witness tho Apostate
43. Biggest Attention Whore
44. Please Validate Me!
45. Biggest Sacred Cow
46. dumb blonde
47. Most Likely To Pass Out Drunk With His Finger On The
48. poster who has gone the longest without a PM
49. Most likely to hit an old man in Brooklyn
50. mediocre in everything
51. most unlikely to win an award
52. Most likely to lock a thread
53. Best JWD administrator ...
54. Best deleter ...
Poster you'd Like to - Screw
Best Male Bosoms(or "The 'Bitch-Tits' Memorial Award")
Biggest 'Dog'
Best Hat
Biggest Hat
Best Hamster In a Robe
most likely to want to sit next to Integ at the DC
lovely coat that is so shinny and no bugs
Most Attractive Lupine in a Wool Garment
uses the little beer smiley the most.
'most beautiful person in the world'
best looking poster from paisley award
Best American-baiter ...
My top ten are:
1. Poster you'd like to go on Vacation with
13. Most likely to make you LOL
18. Most Poignant
20. Most Creative Poster
22. Most likely to make your brain hurt
23. Uses the most Emoticons
25. Most Prolific Serial Thread Killer Award
29. The Poster that you Love to Hate
51. most unlikely to win an award
jgnat----I love it!
JGNAT- I love what you did. Thank you.
The only one of your top 10 that I don't like is the THread Killer.
Its not an opinion , its a fact, ya know? and who wants to count all the threads they've killed?
How about a "Most Active Apostate" award? For Danny Haszard, Kwin, and the rest of the gang?
To quote Lilo of Lilo and Stitch: "I Like It!" Good job JGNAT!
But I still like my "severed barbie doll head for best birthday award". But it may not fit well here, and I am willing to admit that. Big if me, eh?