Once they said in the congo that a demon spoke to a medium woman and told her that they (the demons) were trying extra hard to fight against and destroy jw families, and therefore they had to be united under the org to fight off their intention.
It was no doubt another GB lying manipulation.
Anything absurd/stupid/silly said in your congregation?
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greendawn
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damselfly
Greendawn ~ I remember that one about the spirit medium as well. Always thought it was nuts.
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littlerockguy
"Brother/Sister ________________________ is verrrrry spiritual."
Usually said when trying to set up a single bro/sis up with another single bro/sis who is as homely as homemade soap.
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tijkmo
several times at several halls i heard several people say that jehovah was a god of love and mercy..
i cant have been dreaming every time surely
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love2Bworldly
One family of 3 pioneer women (who still lived at home at age 40, stayed single, and pioneered), used to talk about how they would take care of resurrected aborted babies.
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GetBusyLiving
:One family of 3 pioneer women (who still lived at home at age 40, stayed single, and pioneered), used to talk about how they would take care of resurrected aborted babies
That's so insanely funny. I can't get over how stupid we were.
GBL
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bennyk
"The elders are your 'bridge' to Jehovah" (!) (and it was said in all seriousness).
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Leolaia
Brother Tuh-MACK-ee once railed about masturbation during the Watchtower study, saying it was scientifically proved that masturbation causes blindness and that is why sunglasses are so popular because people's eyesight has been damaged by their own self-abuse. Oh the howls of laughter that elicited in the congregation. Unforgettable.
Another time he went on and on about demonism on television, citing Knight Rider as a prime example (that demonic talking car!).
Ah, Brother Tuh-MACK-ee, we just gotta love ya.
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m. kirov
They told me it was the truth.
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undercover
Along the same lines as m. kirov's post: They said we would never die