by ButtLight 47 Replies latest jw friends
I say you should be able to come to the meetings drunk. They should also allow you to carry in adult beverages, so you can make it through the BS and the boredom that is a meeting.
Also they should stop making it sound like it's a good thing to be assigned to clean the toilets at the conventions.
oh Dustin! I think we should be able to toke up at meetings to make them more fascinating
Damselfly
HAHAHA!! I am soo with you on that one....
They would discover they are supposed to be witnesses of Christ (Acts 1:8) and therefore take the name Christians (Acts 11:26) (1 Peter 4:16) (1 Peter 4:14)
Give women the same rights, at all levels, as the men
steve
Liquidate and dissolve ALL holdings, real estate, printeries and Kingdom Halls then ban the use of their lying, deceptive name of "Christian" COJW. Wipe it completely off the face of the earth. This would be "just one thing" if it was done quickly and painlessly, like pulling a band-aid off.
I can DREAM, can't I?
I would send the Terminator back in time to stop it from forming in the first place!!
J
I'd change the name....
...to the Psychotic Bastard Religion!!!! ... that would taken care of the problem of any current or potential converts wanting to stay in.
- Preston
