Manure....

by upside/down 20 Replies latest social humour

  • upside/down
    upside/down



    Manure
    In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizer, so large shipments of manure were common.

    It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas.

    As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.

    Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

    Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.

    After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

    Thus evolved the term "S. H. I. T ", (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

    You probably did not know the true history of this word.

    Neither did I.

    I had always thought it was a golf term.


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    u/d (of the S.H.I.T. class)

  • Monski
    Monski

    Cool explanation! However, I thought it was a word to describe The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of Pensylvania, which is a bit of a mouthfull. Thanks for putting me right!

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    How much suffering ignorance can cause, it was the same with scurvy (vitamin C deficiency) it took them a long time to figure out that fresh fruit were an antidote to the disease, and then they began to stock them up on ships. They contain vitamin C.

  • sixsixsixtynine
    sixsixsixtynine

    lim·ey (lm)

    NOUN:
    Slang pl. lim·eys

    1. A British sailor.
    2. An English person.

    ETYMOLOGY:
    Short for lime juicer ( from the use of lime juice on British warships in order to prevent scurvy)
  • xjwms
    xjwms

    LOL

  • mtbatoon
    mtbatoon

    Nope. Sorry to rain on your parade but it's an it's an internet myth. Shit in old English is scitte, from the Dutch schijten and German scheissen.

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie
    Cool explanation! However, I thought it was a word to describe The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of Pensylvania, which is a bit of a mouthfull. Thanks for putting me right!

    It still is, Monski. That's why I sometimes refer to them as the Gov. Potty. Because they're sending out their reams of "toil-ette" paper via their publications as though the contents were lofty declarations from the mouth of their god.

    Frannie

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost
    Shit in old English is scitte, from the Dutch schijten and German scheissen.

    Sounds right to me.

  • poppers
    poppers

    I heard this very story from my nephew, who is studying for his Phd. in history. He found this in one of his text books. As for scurvy, there is an absolutely fascinating book on this:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0312313918/qid=1122045479/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-7614143-2951123?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    Don't believe everything you read on the Net.....duh.

    It's interesting....true? doubtful... but what would life be without urban myths?

    The only interesting people would be those on JWD....lol.

    Keepin ya on yer toes....limey's

    u/d (of the shiite class)

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