Person from the stone age

by greendawn 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    If you met someone from the stone age of five thousand years ago, that was resurrected to live in our times and world what would you say and do for him/her?

    Remember our world with all the recent inventions of the last 100 years or so will be unrecognizable to them.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Bow before your GAAAAWD!

    (And then I would light a cigarette lighter in front of him and threaten to take his soul with a mirror)

    -Elsewhere, of the Malevolent Deity Class

  • Ellie
    Ellie

    Firstly i would find them some clothes to wear

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    i would first establish trust with him. get a linguist to teach him english, and how to read, write draw etc.

    i would then attempt to extract all the info out of him as possible about what life was like for him 5000 years ago.

    i would allow scientists access to him.

    i would then do everything in my power, to sheild him from extreme culture shock, while trying to bring him back up to speed. it would probably take some time, but i imagine he would eventually be able to appriciate the modern world.

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    In addition to learning to appreciate the modern world, not having to hunt and gather - feast or famine, our modern world would also scare the hell out of him. Think of the overload of so many, many people! Constant noise around him, which is "normal" background noise to us. The visual overload. Poor guy/gal. Then again, he/she could have been from an advanced culture like Egypt. Or a Hebrew.

  • DannyBloem
    DannyBloem

    5000 years ago they had the same brain capacity as today.
    i think that somebody will be able to adjust more quickly then we think. To adjust is one of the strengts of humans.

    I think the different way of life would be more affected to him then the technologie.

    Danny

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    buy him some rose coloured glasses

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    I would tell them that it is so easy to use GEICO.COM, a caveman could do it.

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    leo,

    well, that's just....insulting. lol

    michelle

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    No, that's okay, I'll take them to a nice swanky restaurant to apologize so they can dine on roast duck while listening to pleasant dinner music.

    --leo (feeling like reusing my Neanderthal child avatar )

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