by prophecor 11 Replies latest jw friends
I suggest you make yourself a big sign that says:
"You have the 'Word"
But I have the 'Rottie'
(and he HATES the sound of your knock or the doorbell!)"
Or you might want to join the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.
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The meanies never come to my door!!! what have I ever done to them?????
it's been a decade since they last came to my door I was only three! and we just moved into our new house lol it didn't take long for my parents to get rid of them! my Dad used to like teasing them and kept on inviting them to the Catholic Church.
One day Dad wasn't home he was out at the shops or something, mum had one of those migranes, the Jehovah's Witness came to the door, mum honestly couldn't be bothered with them, when she answered the door in her pj's the jw's looked rather shocked they asked "oh where's your husband?" Mum replied "he's not here" they never came back
Are the Jehovah's witness against sports? like playing netball and stuff? I was at my freinds house Saturday morning and I got changed into my Netball outfit, I needed to do a bit of exercise (my friend lives down the street from the kingdom hall) so I went for a jog down to the hall and back, (i didn't go into it or anything) I saw a few jw's in their fancy outfits verry formal like office lady formal! black stockings black skirt white top and blazer (is this a funeral or something ) they didn't see me though! jogging pass in my netball outfit I felt like yelling out "CULT" or "CHILD ABUSERS!!" but I thought na better not!
The kingdom hall was sooooooo big! when I saw it I was like OMG!
My friend doesn't get them coming to her door either, she got rid of them when she was like 4-5 years old, they came to the door, she grabbed a broomstick waved it around and chased after them yelling "no more magazines! don't want magazines! " haha! they never came back!
Once some boys had a statue of the devil, they saw the jw's approaching, they pulled the statue out. When the jw's came to the door they invited them in, then the boys went to the statue and started bowing down to it! the jw's litterally ran in the opposite direction out of the house and never returned
Ohhhh I have so many field service stories from all my friends... too many lol
Evanescence
