What Does An "Apostate" *Look* Like?

by minimus 101 Replies latest jw friends

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  G Money

  I thought apostate gentlemen had a happy look on their faces, the look that deflects guilt and fear, one that truly uplifts others.
  
  Then they have that healthy glow as they aren't depressed or drinking like fish (well at least not every day unless on holiday).
  
  As for one I see daily in the mirror.... hehehehe baby blue eyes, tanned skin, light brown hair...
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  upside/down

  
  This is what an "apostate" family on vacation in Playa Del Carmen looks like...

  But notice what J did to our dog for "leaving" his "loving people".... bastard....LOL!
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  Wolfgirl

  Orrrr not.

  Me in a helicopter:
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  damselfly

  Quotes = handsome apostate

  Damselfly
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  LouBelle

  They carry field service bags, dress in suites and ask if they can share the hope of the paradise with you (they usually have a scared look in their eye if you challenge them)

  On occassion they are even know to wear badges that identify themselves giving their name and congregation.
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  rebel8

  How to Spot Apostates

  They always wear sunglasses to shield their eyes from the bright New Light TM . They always have forked tongues to speak their lies about the WTS becoming a UN NGO.

  They never wear suits or ties and the women never wear Modest Clothes TM . Female apostates look like the Whore of Babylon TM . If you find women wearing thong underwear or skirts with slits, they are probably apostates. Women who wear black pantyhose or fishnet hose, obviously those are apostates. Men who have haircuts that did not go out of style in 1950 are apostates. Men who wear suits, ties, or shoes that are in style today are apostates.

  They are always on drugs, drunk, and smoking, so their eyes are bulging and red. Any JWs who drive 2-door vehicles or use the internet are either apostates now or are on their way to becoming one.

  They usually have horns growing out of the top of their heads, which they are able to hide whenever they wish with their deemun powers. They also have powers enabling them to become invisible or possess other humans at will. Near any apostate, you can smell a hint of sulfur and smoke. It will also feel quite warm near him. His eyes are usually red or glow in the dark. His fingernails resemble claws, and he has talons on his legs. He has a pointy tail and carries a pitchfork. When someone becomes an apostate, his skin slowly reddens. So contagious is apostacy, any JW who listens to even a word uttered by an apostate is at risk for possession and should immediately notify the elders. It is contagious over the internet and by snail mail as well, so watch out.
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  Quotes

  damselfly and FlyingHighNow,
  
  Please see me in the back room at the upcoming Toronto Apostafest for some, um... er..... counselling.
  
  Yeah, that's it, "counselling."
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  damselfly

  oooooooooo... yes, please show me the error of my apostate ways.

  Damselfly
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  Pwned
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  diamondblue1974

  Like this I suppose...(if it works that is)

  G