Conversation between my little 10 years old brother and my Dub-Dad before he departs for the meeting:
Little Bro: Daddy...why do you have to go to Kingdom Hall?
Dub-Dad: Well, because Jehovah wants us too. It makes him happy.
Little Bro: How do we know that Jehovah is real?
Dub-Dad: We just have faith, son. We beleive.
Little-Bro (realising): Oh! It's like Santa Clause, then?!
Me: *spit coffee all over the place*
I love the little guy, he's a smart-ass!lol