The perfect fade scenario...post it !!!

JH

Lets say that you wanted to fade from the JW's, not get disfellowshipped though, how would you wiggle your way out of it.

kls

Rat , you thinking about doing the fade ? For good?

kls

Then the best way is just go to some meetings ,don't just disapear cause that will cause them to go find out what is going on . Do it slow !

I didnt go in a month, I do things fast....I said i found a job out of town...lol The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your religion

She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your religion
Fifty ways to leave your religion

Just slip out the back, rat
Make a new plan, stan
You don’t need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

Just slip out the back, rat
Make a new plan, stan
You don’t need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don’t we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your religion
Fifty ways to leave your religion

Just slip out the back, rat
Make a new plan, stan
You don’t need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

You just slip out the back, rat
Make a new plan, stan
You don’t need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

Balsam

Move away don't give your new address to any JW's, and start all over somewhere else. I know of a man from Virginia who did that by going to Seattle Washington. He has been gone now for over 20 years, still has contact with his very active JW family but they leave him alone.

Balsam

blondie

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/34518/1.ashx

Here is "On the Art of Fading" by an old JWD poster

kls

Job out of town ,,,,hee hee

Nice rewriting of a good song and yours is pretty good to ,,lol

Then you have started the fade so just keep it up

outoftheorg

I recommend that you get a very life like mask of your avatar.

Then if two elders want to visit, wear this mask as you open the door, without any other clothing on except for a very long tail.

That should cause them to slowly avoid any contact with you.

If this does not work bring KLS out of the kitchen screaming with a large handfull of monkey fecal and throw it at them.

my personal slow fade recipe.

Outoftheorg

JH

I was inative for about 15 years, and last March, after a visit from an elder, I went back.... to a few meetings and then I had to accept a study....but since over a month, I didn't show up at the meetings telling them I was out of town working. They didn't bother me since a month....maybe hoping I wont come back..lol

But now, after one month of freedom, I just can't live a lie much longer....

The perfect fade scenario...post it !!!

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