A belated welcome to "not the administrator"...

by under74 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • under74
    under74

    I saw you whining on pele's thread about how you never got a hello so I thought I'd start a welcome thread for you

    So, tell us a little about yourself...

  • DazedAndConfused
  • vitty
    vitty

    That was nice of you 74

    I just sent him a PM to get him to formally introduce himself LOL

    I thinks its important that everyone here feels that they are known and heard

    So for the THIRD time HELLO

  • hubert
    hubert

    Not The Ad,....Sometimes it's just overlooked in the confusion.

    Hello, and welcome to the board !!

    Hubert

  • not the administrator
    not the administrator

    thank you, thank you glad to be here. first of all i would like to thank my elders for their wisdom in making me leave the jws, as also i would like to thank the congregation for the many cold shoulders given to me prior to the df' ing letting me know what it was like before it happened. if not for these people i wouldn't of had the privilege of being here.

    i would also like to thank my family for giving me the opportunity to find out the facts of life by myself. if i hadn't of been totally ignored after i left then i wouldn't of had the great opportunity to find things out on my own.

    i would like to thank the pretty sisters at the hall for helping my puberty kick in early as they were always willing to to try and marry at an early age and didn't care to sneak out at night and confess it in the morning.

    i would like to thank all the worldly people that helped me turn my attention to the important things in life the things that helped them when they were bord like drugs, alot of sex and of coarse bar hoping and a total disrespect for any law enforcement.

    i would also like to thank all the sluts that i have dated. they helped me realize that it was ok to sleep with your boyfriends friends, steal your money and the fine art of lying so good that you believed them over all your friends.

    most of all i would like to thank myself for showing restraint in the ass beatings that i would of loved to of handed out to such a loving group of people.

    good to be here and thanks for the hello. i might of gotting a better welcome if my first post hadnt of been about sex and if i had chosen a better name than administator which was changed for me to not the administrator. it ruined my plans of taking over this place and shattered my god complex. thanks for making me humble.

    born in, baptized at 14 was asked to leave around 18. was an aux. pioneer number 4s carried the mike nothing special. lifes been a rollercoaster many stories sum sad some not to happy and some unbelivable.

    glad to be here.

  • under74
    under74

    HA! love your oscar winning speech. Your smartass ways will get you far my friend.

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    Wow- you are going to get on well here!!! Welcome to the site!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    would like to thank the congregation for the many cold shoulders given to me prior to the df' ing letting me know what it was like before it happened

    With a chip on your shoulder like that you'll fit right in!

    Nice to meet you!

  • damselfly
    damselfly

    Welcome! You seem like a bit of a smartass That means we should get along just fine

    Damselfly

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    Kind of reminds me of that show "Dinosaurs" (actual actors in suits) that aired some years ago. The baby called dad "not the momma".

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