The Atheist's Book of Bible Stories - Ch. 24 - The Atheist Manifesto

by RunningMan 29 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    the wrath of Jahdawkins will be upon you heathen!

  • Big Dog
    Big Dog

    What if I throw a goat on the habachi at midnight Tetra, will that get me off the hook? Edited to add: Tetra, go look at the believe in God thread, I seriously want to hear your thoughts on my question.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien
    What if I throw a goat on the habachi at midnight Tetra, will that get me off the hook?

    if you invite me, then yes.

  • YourFaith
    YourFaith

    I would like to know how I can purchase your book.

    Have you read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams? IT's a great book. A quick read too.

    T

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Purchasing my book requires the following steps:
    1. Wait for it to be finished
    2. Wait for it to be published
    3. Buy book

    It is available now in ms-word format. If anyone would like a complete copy, just drop me your email address.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    welcome to the board, YourFaith!

    stilla,

    yes I want to but your book
    heh, how rude!
  • tdogg
    tdogg

    ALL RIGHT DAMNIT! Dont think for one minute that I missed that! I am now offering 74 virgins. I will not allow a Canadian to be the supreme being.

    BTW I have read that there are 2 categories of athiest: Weak and Strong. Weak does not see any evidence of God and do not believe in his existence, Strong do not believe that it is possible for God to exist. I have so far considered myself in the Weak category, though I do not like the name. Is this what you would call agnostic?

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    weak atheists and agnostics are yet still different.

    but, the definitions i liked are:

    weak = lack of belief in deities. (negative)

    strong = asserts deities do not exist. (positive)

  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    So, I will begin with an invitation to my agnostic cousins to throw off the shackles of indecision and join their atheist brethren in the light of truth and certainty.

    that's what i did. but took me really long and included a last approach to contact the big guy.

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Tdogg:

    "Even weak atheists will have a place reserved for them in the eternal oblivion of heaven, for random chance desires all to attain to disbelief." - Fred 3:16

    And, OK, I'll offer 75 virgins, but that's it. These virgins don't grow on trees, you know.

    Google:

    included a last approach to contact the big guy.

    Googlemagoogle calling "big guy", come in "big guy". Do you read me? ...... static

    By the way, will any big guy do? I'm sure there are many burly men in our penal system.

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