Circular reasoning is fun and easy!
There are miracles.
What are miracles?
Whatever surprises me and makes me go wonky at the ankles.
So, miracles are determined by your reaction?
No, miracles are things that can't be explained!
So, miracles are defined by your ignorance, then?
No, miracles are wonderful.
Hmm, I'm full of wonder at your rational capacity to think. Does that make YOU a miracle?
Note: A word or concept that can mean "anything" actually has no meaning. It is a piece of latex that can be stretched to cover as much form and space as needed. All that is necessary is the will to stretch it.
What we have here, ladies and gentlement, is an act of will and nothing more. The will to see a miracle is like the will to see the face of the Virgin Mary in a piece of grilled cheese toast.
........................................................................................................................................ The Associated Press Updated: 1:17 a.m. ET Nov. 23, 2004
MIAMI - A woman who said her 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich bore the image of the Virgin Mary will be getting a lot more bread after the item sold for $28,000 on eBay.
GoldenPalace.com, an online casino, confirmed that it placed the winning bid, and company executives said they were willing to spend “as much as it took” to own the 10-year-old half-sandwich with a bite out of it.
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Hibiscusfire is like the poor schnooks who pay $28,000 for it.