by kwintestal 21 Replies latest social humour
I got it.
The Stanley Cup was first given by Lord Stanley. You Brits should learn your colonial history, you did conquer 1/3 of the world after all. *sigh* I guess we colonials aren't important enough (I don't blame you either, Canadian history is dull).
Awwww C,mon. I know ALL about Canada.
You make syrup from trees, you have big police men on horses, you have guns but dont shoot each other like americans do, you speak french for some reason (I dunno - why would you WANT to?). You have snow and bears.
Did I miss ANYTHING at all out? Huh?
You make syrup from trees, you have big police men on horses, you have guns but dont shoot each other like americans do, you speak french for some reason (I dunno - why would you WANT to?). ; You have snow and bears.Did I miss ANYTHING at all out? ; Huh?
Laissez le bon temps roulez.
I hope that was a complement cos that shit makes me go weak at the knees.
lol Kwin!
Hey, whaddya think of our home-town boy making the big time? He was on Leno last night,,,, go CROSBY!!!!
They are hailing him as the new Gretsky, but time will tell.
tal
Ah-ha, I got it!!!!!!
this might help: A farmer from England dies and goes to hell. The devil goes right to work and puts him in a firey lake, and leaves. He returns an hour later and sees this farmer just sitting comfortably relaxing, while everyone around him was in agonizing pain.
The devil says, "Don't you find this hot?"
The farmer responds, "Ah, this is nothing. This is like a June day on the moors ."
Well, the devil could't let that go, so he doubled the heat in all of hell. An hour later he checks on this farmer, and he's still relaxing comfortably. So the devil says, "Surely you must find this hot!"
And again the farmer replies, "No, not at all. This is like a July day on the moors ."
The devil is really angry after this, so he cranks up the heat in hell as much as he can! An hour later he checks on the farmer. The farmer is still sitting comfortably, but has a couple of beads of sweat on his face, but isn't being tortured the way the devil expected. So the devil says to him, "I can't believe you don't find this hot!"
The farmers says, "Oh, this is nothing. It's just like an August day on the Moors ."
Well, the devil couldn't take it anymore, and said if the heat wasn't going to work, then he'd try something else. He decided to put all of hell in a deep freeze. As soon as he did this, he heard cheers and celebration from everyone in hell, " England has won the Ashes! England has won the Ashes!"
Pope .... I don't get it.
Kwin
It was a good joke...but then again I like hockey.
Kwin
England and Australia are currently playing a best-of-5 match cricket series, the winners get a trophy which is an urn containing the ashes of some cricket stumps burnt sometime in the 1800's. Hence the series is called "The Ashes"...
Current status is 1 match a piece, with 3 matches to go, next one starts Thursday in Manchester. England have not won The Ashes for at least 16 years! This is their best chance for ages!
Pope
