It was Lil Johnny's first day back to school. In English class, the
teacher, wanting the children to learn to use words in sentences as
well
as spell them, asked the class "who can give me a sentence using the
word "hotel." Little Johnny, wanting to show the class how smart he
was,
jumped up and said "I will teacher, I will, please let me." The
teacher
sighing, said "okay Johnny, give us a sentence using the word "hotel."
Little Johnny runs to the front of the class with a proud look on his
face and says "my momma says she ain't gonna never tell her friend,
Sharon anything else, 'cause that hotel everything she knows."
The teacher fainted.
M'
WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AROUND THE KIDS!
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kls
'cause that hotel everything she knows."
Things were going good till i read this part ? Is there a word missing or parts of my brain ?
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Mecurious?
Hoe (whore) tell everything she knows. Not quite Ebonics though, but close. Get it?
M'
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gespro
KLS says
Is there a word missing or parts of my brain ?
You know there is a delicacy in Asia involving live monkey brains...
teehee
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Satanus
How do you tell the difference between live monkey brains and dead monkey brains?
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Elsewhere
How do you tell the difference between live monkey brains and dead monkey brains?
The live monkey brains are still in the head.
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kls
Now where did i leave that HUGE poo pile with all them yucky flies
I don't call you all poopheads for nuttin
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gespro
I hate explaining this and I know it's gross so, for the squeamish, stop reading now...
PS. I lurve KLS
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The top part of the skull is removed, exposing the brain. The monkey is under the table and the head is put through a hole in the table so you only see the brain. Grab a pair of chopsticks and have your favorite sauces ready. Bon apetit!
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Need i say more -
gespro
I loves me some fried monkey meat....
