Live on a paradise earth full of Jehovah's Witnesses? (page 4)

Finally-Free

What negative attitudes!!!

How could anyone not want to live forever in a world filled with people like Jehovah's Witnesses? Where all the men and boys wear suits and ties? Where all the women wear flowery dresses, even when hiking in the mountains? Where all people will speak in agreement, or else? When every weekend there will be assemblies and conventions to attend? Where pedophiles can do as they please as long as there aren't 2 witnesses?

And imagine how rich you can get if you start a briefcase manufacturing business?

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ButtLight

how boring would it be to spend eternity playing Cranium and eating Trail Mix?

LMAO! I thought they said you could eat fish, but not meat! If it were true, I think I would love it. But I dont know if I could live without my medium rare steak! Will they be brewing beer in the new system?

defd

Finally

That is not how the Bible describes Paradise at all. In fact it will be the exact opposite of what you said.

No more sickness

No more death

No more hunger

No more violence

No more injustice

No more mundane day to day struggle to eek out a living

and so much more.... The best conditions you can possibly IMAGINE. Wouldnt any loving parent want to put thier kids in such an environment?

stillajwexelder

and I hope the new system will be just as nice as the apostafest I attended - good, beer, good food, and above all nice people

Finally-Free

That is not how the Bible describes Paradise at all. In fact it will be the exact opposite of what you said.

You mean I won't be the owner of a multi billion dollar briefcase industry?

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ithinkisee

Def'd ....

I would love for you to start a new thread that scripturally explains the paradise hope for JWs.

-ithinkisee

kwintestal

No more sickness
No more death
No more hunger
No more violence
No more injustice
No more mundane day to day struggle to eek out a living

No more sickness ... how's that going to work with 6 billion rotting corpses laying around being eaten by record numbers of rodents, birds and insects? Lots of penocilin?
No more death ... that's right after God kills 6 Billion people, right? Well what happens if someone "sins" in the new system?
No more hunger ... Is that because 6 billion people are no longer draining all of the earth's resourses?
No more violence ... Where is that written in the bible?
No more injustice ... And this comes right after God kills 6 billion people who's only crime is ignorance?
No more mundane day to day struggle to eek out a living ... Please prove this, how easy do you think its going to be farming your own land, building your own house only taking care of yourself without anyone's aid? I think it will be tougher then then it is now!

Kwin

Finally-Free

No more mundane day to day struggle to eek out a living ... Please prove this, how easy do you think its going to be farming your own land, building your own house only taking care of yourself without anyone's aid? I think it will be tougher then then it is now!

People won't need to farm. They'll just crawl around naked in the fields and graze like cattle. The 6 billion rotting corpses might make it a bit unpleasant though.

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ithinkisee

The 6 billion rotting corpses might make it a bit unpleasant though.

But think of the fertilizer! If you're lucky you will have one of those wicked worldly families that live next door that has LOTS of kids .... so you will have lots of rotting flesh to bury .... just bury those babys and children strategically under where you plan on planting your garden.

Wow ... what a great way to put all those dead babies to use.

-ithinkisee

Preston

But think of the fertilizer! If you're lucky you will have one of those wicked worldly families that live next door that has LOTS of kids .... so you will have lots of rotting flesh to bury .... just bury those babys and children strategically under where you plan on planting your garden.
Wow ... what a great way to put all those dead babies to use.
-ithinkisee

As disturbing as that post was...I found it strangely amusing that this is really what we use to believe when we went out in field service and harvested other people's houses with our eyes.

- Preston

Live on a paradise earth full of Jehovah's Witnesses?

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