Try saying this quickly

by katiekitten 27 Replies latest social humour

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's wife

    and when we pluck together, it's a pheasant plucking life!

    Full version of pheasant plucker's song here, it's a cracker!

    ig.

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    Quick as you can:

    Suzie, Suzie, sitting in the shoe shine shop.

    As she sits she sews, and as she sews she sits.

    ig.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    We used to have contests as to who could say the "Um Bongo" song the quickest. I won, by reducing the 30 second commercial to 8 seconds flat.

    I still can't get the words out of my head, well over twenty years later

  • iggy_the_fish
    iggy_the_fish

    Blimey that brings back memories, LT! Are we roundabouts the same age then? (My avatar is telling the truth about my age btw).

    ig.

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    We used to do the Um Bongo song at school too! The coolest girl was the one who could remember all the words.

    Maybe I can arange for you to meet her LT, you have lots in common!

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Iggy:
    Naww, I'm a ways older than ya, but I am still in my Thirties, for all that everyone seems to want to believe that I'm not

    Katie:
    From memory, it's summat like this:

    Way down deep in the middle of the Congo a Hippo took an Apricot, a Guava and a Mango. He stuck them all together and he danced a dainty tango, the Rhino said "I know, we'll call it 'Um Bongo'".

    'Um Bongo', 'Um Bongo', they drink it in the Congo.

    The Python picked the passion fruit, the Marmoset the mandarine. The Parrot painted packets and the whole caboodle landed in. So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, they all prefer the sunny, funny one they call 'Um Bongo'

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Any fans of Saturday Night Live may remember Janet Jackson's sitting thru this word challenging session.

    For those who soak corks in wineries, this will appeal especially to you.

    http://snltranscripts.jt.org/03/03qcork.phtml

  • confusedjw
    confusedjw

    The English are so refined and silly at the same time.

    Or at least that's what us Ugly Americans thing

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    ROFL!

    You are the king of lyrics LT. ALL HAIL LT.

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