Girls.............do you wiggle when you walk?

by vitty 64 Replies latest jw friends

  • vitty
    vitty

    Im glad to hear your all wiggling and swaying...........

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    I don't know of any guy who is alive, that doesn't love the wiggle wiggle walk.

    All this reminds me of a time when I and the family went to a convention and that night went to a rather nice resturant.

    They had a hostess that looked like she was in her late teens or early twenties,

    Quite nice looking and she had the wiggle down good.

    She picked up the menues and started to lead us to the table. When she did she said " please walk this way please".

    I couldn't resist and said " I don't think I can walk like that".

    She stiffened up and didn't say another word.

    My ex wife got all pissed off and snarled something at me. My kids started laughing and I did too.

    That made the ex even angrier. Then she loudly accused me of "flirting".

    She never had any sense of humor.

    Outoftheorg

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    HAZEL`S HIPS - Lyrics

    (male vocal):

    HAZEL`S HIPS ARE A CONCERT

    OF CONTOURS AND CURVES,

    AS SHE SLIPS TO AND FRO

    `ROUND THE TABLES SHE SERVES;

    I BUY SIX MEALS A DAY

    IN MY FAV`RITE CAFE,

    `CAUSE I SEE HAZEL THAT WAY.

    HAZEL`S EYES ARE DIVINE

    AND HER HAIR IS SO FINE,

    YEAH!

    BUT HER HIPS BRING THE TIPS!

    HAZEL DIPS ME MY SOUP,

    SERVES ME MY CUP OF TEA,

    MY HEART FLIPS WHEN I SEE

    HAZEL SMILIN` AT ME;

    SO I SAY, `HONEYBUNCH,

    CAN`T I HAVE YOU FOR LUNCH?`

    BUT HAZEL JUST GIVES ME A HUNCH.

    HAZEL`S LEGS ARE A TOAST

    AND HER WAIST IS THE MOST,

    BUT HER HIPS BRING THE TIPS!

    HAZEL`S HIPS HAVE A RHYTHM

    SO GENTLY CONTROLLED,

    THAT HER TRIPS TO THE KITCHEN

    ARE A JOY TO BEHOLD;

    LOVE TO JUST SIT AND GAZE

    AT THE WAY HAZEL SWAYS,

    WHEN SHE`S CARRYIN` TRAYS.

    HAZEL`S EYES ARE DIVINE

    AND HER HAIR IS SO FINE,

    BUT HER HIPS,

    YEAH,

    HER HIPS!

    (female vocal):

    DON`T YOU HAND ME NO LINE

    `BOUT YOU THINK I`M SO FINE,

    HERE`S A TIP,

    HAZEL`S HIP!

    written by the late Oscar Brown Junior

    Sung Wonderfully Well by Chaka Khan on her latest LP Classic Khan

  • Gill
    Gill

    Wow! I think I better start putting some weight on! Despite all my kids I always got back to the slender teenage size I was when I was young. I still look many years younger than I am but I never realised that it could be so 'effective' to have a bit more meat on you to go with that 'wiggle'.

    Pass me those cream cakes, I've got a husband to keep impressed!!!

  • zagor
    zagor

    oh, I love this thread

  • Big Dog
    Big Dog

    Get jiggy wit it ladies.

  • rebel8
    rebel8
    Did I miss any?

    Yep. You missed my barely there wiggle, which has been named by a friend of mine as my "Catholic school girl walk". Perhaps Evanescence can verify if Catholic school girls are still taught to walk straight and barely wiggle at all. I didn't go to Catholic school, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night belong to a perverted book publishing company that taught me to never, never allow my hips to move freely when I walked. The walk is still with me today. I kinda walk like Frankenstein.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    What a funny thread! I don't wiggle on purpose - in fact I spend a lot of time covering up any wiggle cos it embarasses me. However if I'm feeling sexy and wearing heels I do tend to stride and I am also of the large hipped variety so I kind of swing my hips. Thats not that often though...

  • prophecor
    prophecor
    ....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night belong to a perverted book publishing company that taught me to never, never allow my hips to move freely when I walked. The walk is still with me today. I kinda walk like Frankenstein.

    Now to fool with the forces of nature, that is a bit depraved, be released from your prison bonds and free up those hips.

    They're Alive!!! They're Alive!!!

  • Golden Girl
    Golden Girl

    Aw shucks...I'm 63 and I can still get a look when I bounce and wiggle....

    Puts a smile on my face everytime.

    (And theirs too)

    Guys butts do nothing for me though. A beautiful set of eyes is what I enjoy!

    I passed a light skinned black guy in the store one time. He had the most beautiful green eyes I have ever seen. Our eyes locked and stayed that way as we passed. I could feel my heart racing. So I went home and attacked hubby...

    Snoozy..of the dirty old lady class..

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