Ok so yesterday I am resting from my vacation and my roomie tells me that Officer Todd calls from some conutry fried town in southern Louisiana. New Llano? He says in 2000 I was supposedly speeding through his town in a red pickup truck. The person they pulled over had my driver's license apparently, and unbeknownst to me. I was in New Orleans at the time for Mardi Gras and I remember not having my ID, because I couldn't get into a lot of the bars and clubs. I figured no big deal I will get a new one when I get home. Someone apparently found it and used it. Oddly enough the pickup truck was rented in Dallas even, which leads me to believe my ID was absconded with even earlier than my arrival in New Orleans. So in good faith I fax my DL to Officer Todd in hopes that the signatures would not match. Officer Todd says they are exactly the same! Sheesh...So now I have a warrant for my arrest in Louisiana and Officer Todd says he is filing to have my license revoked. I'm very very pissed off and also not looking forward to dealing with a lawyer. If anyone can do reverse traces on license plates I would REALLY appreciate some help. Officer Todd at least gave me the plate of the truck that the asshole was driving. I am hoping if I can get the VIN # then I can find out who owned the truck in 2000 and maybe just catch this identity thief. ...Thanks for letting me vent and have a great afternoon.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "Twilight Zone" class