Personality Defect Quiz

by the_classicist 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist

    Here's the quiz: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506

    Here's me:

    Robot
    You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
    You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    Sociopath
    You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
    You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

    I'm a nice guy, really - honest!

  • Ellie
    Ellie

    Yeah, I'm a sociopath too, lol

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    Robot

    You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

    You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

    To put it less negatively:
    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility:
    Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Hippie

  • vitty
    vitty

    Im a hippie and my hubby is a capitolistic pig LOL

  • Cygnus
    Cygnus

    BraggartYou are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

  • tijkmo
    tijkmo
    Hippie
    You are 28% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
    You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

    well im keeping well clear of the derek...(how on earth can someone be funky and a sociopath)

  • luna2
    luna2
    Emo Kid
    You are 42% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
    You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.

    I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Smartass .

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie , the Televangelist , and the Starving Artist .

    Hrm, nice...and it said Jesus hates me too. LMAO

  • MerryMagdalene
    MerryMagdalene

    Oh hell, it pegged me...

    Starving Artist
    You are 28% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
    You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.

    tijkmo a Hippie??? hahahahaha

    ~Merry

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